South Park

Season 8 Episode 2

Up the Down Steroid

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Mar 24, 2004 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Cartman: Mom... Can I get you to do something for me? ... Um, okay, this is gonna sound a little strange, um but stick with me. Um, Mom, would you mind coming with me to sign up for the Special Olympics so I can beat all the handicapped kids and win a thousand dollars?
      Cartman's Mom: Oh no, sweetie, I believe those Olympics are just for special children.
      Cartman: I'm not special? I thought you always said I was special.
      Cartman's Mom: You are hon, but I don't think that's a very good idea.
      Cartman: I'll split the money with you.