South Park

Season 1 Episode 3

Weight Gain 4000

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Aug 27, 1997 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Mr. Garrison: I'm just sorry I ruined everyone's chances to be on TV.
      Kyle: Not Cartman, he gets to be on TV anyway!
      Mr. Garrison: Really? On what?
      Geraldo: Obesity, anaposity, corpulence. Whatever word you use, it still represents one thing. Being a big fat ass. We have now, live via satellite, Eric Cartman, who is now so obese he can't even leave his bedroom.
      Cartman: (Enormously fat) When is this gonna be on the air?
      Geraldo: Do you have anything to say to the viewers at home?
      Cartman: Follow your dreams. You can achieve your goals; I'm living proof. Beefcake. Beefcake!!