South Park

Season 1 Episode 3

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Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Aug 27, 1997 on Comedy Central

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    • Cartman: I'm gonna be on television. I'm gonna be on television.
      Stan: We don't believe for a minute that you won that contest fairly, fat boy.
      Cartman: Oh, stop defending your girlfriend for writing about some stupid fish.
      Stan: Dude, dolphins aren't stupid. They're intelligent and friendly.
      Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

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