South Park

Season 1 Episode 3

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    • Cartman: I'm gonna be on television. I'm gonna be on television.
      Stan: We don't believe for a minute that you won that contest fairly, fat boy.
      Cartman: Oh, stop defending your girlfriend for writing about some stupid fish.
      Stan: Dude, dolphins aren't stupid. They're intelligent and friendly.
      Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

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A History Channel Thanksgiving
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2:05am
Fantastic Easter Special
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10:30am
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
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9:30pm
Tonsil Trouble
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10:00pm
A Million Little Fibers
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10:30pm
Eat, Pray, Queef
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12:00am
About Last Night...
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Tuesday
10:30am
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
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5:55pm
Casa Bonita
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Wednesday
10:30am
Red Man's Greed
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12:25pm
Helen Keller: The Musical
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12:55pm
Wacky Molestation Adventure
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1:25pm
South Park Is Gay
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1:55pm
Good Times With Weapons
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5:55pm
Freak Strike
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9:30pm
The China Probrem
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10:00pm
Bass to Mouth
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10:30pm
Medicinal Fried Chicken
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