South Park

Season 8 Episode 14

Woodland Critter Christmas

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Dec 15, 2004 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Stan: There's gotta be a way for you to kill the porcupine's baby.
      Lion Cubs: What, you mean like an abortion? But we don't know how to give abortions. Do you know some place we could learn mister?
      Narrator: Where can they learn that, the boy said with a frown. I know the abortion clinic right outside of town.
      Stan: What?!
      Narrator: So he picked up the cubs and down the mountain he stormed and took them to where abortions are performed.
      Stan: No he didn't.
      Narrator: Yes he did.
      Stan: No he didn't!
      Narrator: Yes he did.
      Stan: No he didn't!!
      Narrator: Yes…he…DID!
      (Stan suddenly appears at the abortion clinic holding the lion cubs.)
      Stan: AWW GODDAMMIT!!