South Park

Season 8 Episode 14

Woodland Critter Christmas

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Dec 15, 2004 on Comedy Central



  • Quotes

    • Foxy: This is cause for celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbitty and eat his flesh!
      Rabbitty: Yay! Sacrifice me to the devil!
      Critters: Yay! Yeah!
      (Beary gets a cement cart with inscriptions and a red star. Rabbitty hops on it. Beary takes a knife and inserts it into Rabbitty's chest, making a long incision down his stomach. Everyone grabs a part of him.)
      Chickadee-ee: Drink his blood! Drink his blood!
      (Everyone has a part of the rabbit to eat. Stan looks mortified.)
      Squirrelly: (Dancing in blood) Yay! Blood orgy!
      Critters: Blood orgy, yay!
      (Everyone starts screwing, some of them in the ear. Evil, satanic music is heard. So is a disgusting, gooey squishy sound.)
      Critters: What a special time and a special day, a Woodland Critter Christmas!
      Squirrelly: Hail Satan!