Space Cases

Davenport: If I tried to change you back, it could possibly tear you apart and turn you into small bits of goo. That would be an extreme waste of material, and who'd have to clean it up? Me. Forget it.

Thelma: Wow! I smell something wonderful! Is that food? Suzee: Actually, I believe it's engine lubricant.

Thelma: I want to… sing! Radu: Please don't!

Bova: It looks like Commander Goddard is making pretty good progress. Well, at least he got off without being affected by the transformations. Rosie: Yeah. He probably would have ended up hysterical with a snooty accent.

Bova: Wow! Harlan! You're Andromedan! And Radu! You're an Earth man! And you guys look great! I mean that! I'm Mercurian, aren't I?

Davenport: I've just discovered the missing link in evolution and invented a sandwich spread that glows in the dark.

Radu: Being human isn't enough to make you anything! Human, Andromedan, it's not what you are, it's who you are! Harlan Band is still Harlan Band! You want to be leader? That's fine! But if you're going to lead, get up and do it!