Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Season 7 Episode 4


Aired Unknown Oct 14, 2001 on Cartoon Network
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Zorak gets beat down with a pipe wrench, and Space Ghost and Moltar leave to take him to the hospital. There is an awesome spaceship wreck in a canyon, and Moltar's visor gets busted. Space Ghost takes Zorak and Moltar to the grocery store and tells them they can have anything they want for forgiveness. Zorak wants toliet paper.moreless

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    • Space Ghost: Moltar, what's our depth?
      Moltar (sigh): 20,000 leagues, sir.
      Space Ghost: Take her to 21.
      Moltar: 21!? But....WHY!?
      Space Ghost: Because it's more fantastical.

    • Space Ghost: God that was violent.

    • Space Ghost: This is so weird, isn't it?

    • Space Ghost: Things don't always have to do things, Moltar. Now, help me plug it into the wall.

    • Space Ghost: Ah! Wooden eels! Surface, surface!

    • *****Zorak: (sounding far away) Shut up!
      Space Ghost: Where's Zorak?
      Moltar: He crawled into the heating duct.
      Zorak: You snitch!
      Space Ghost: Why? Turn up the heat.
      Moltar: (Pulls lever; ventilation fans spin up)
      Space Ghost: (staring at duct) Good. (walks over to opening in the duct) Zorak, get out here before I hit you.
      Zorak: No.
      Space Ghost: Moltar and I are out here doing my damnedest to put on the best talk show possible. And you're balled up in here like a big green tarantula.
      Zorak: I ain't coming out, man.
      Space Ghost: How'd you fit in here? (beat) Zorak.
      Zorak: I need to be alone.
      Space Ghost: Did you speak with the orb?
      Zorak: No.
      Space Ghost: Let me just touch your skin. (pulls out his pipe wrench)
      Zorak: No.
      Space Ghost: (knocks off the vent cover with the wrench and laughs) But now, it's time for you to come down and make America happy. (flies up into the vent opening)
      Zorak: Just get away!
      Space Ghost: God, it's hot in here.
      Zorak: Get out of here!
      Space Ghost: I'm stuck.
      Zorak: Get out!
      Space Ghost: I'm stuck!
      Zorak: Get out!
      Space Ghost: Look at me, Zorak, now I'm stuck.
      Zorak: (his eyes peering back from the darkness) Get out of here!
      Space Ghost: Are you happy?
      Zorak: GET OUT!
      Space Ghost: Moltar, grab my ankles and pull.
      Moltar: (pulls on Space Ghost's ankles) Just let go.
      Space Ghost: Come on, Moltar. Zorak needs to be alone.
      Moltar: You have to let go!
      Zorak: GET OUT!
      Space Ghost: Come over here.
      Zorak: Back off!
      Space Ghost: I'm gonna bite your head off.
      Zorak: Get out!
      Space Ghost: Moltar!
      Moltar: Your boot came off.
      Space Ghost: Moltar, grab my ankles and pull!
      Moltar: I wonder if that's drinkable.
      Zorak: (starts speaking nonsense sounds, then his voice goes into a tight loop)

    • *****(Two boards are nailed together in an upside-down v shape. An extension cord is taped to one board.)
      Moltar: Wow. What's it do?
      Space Ghost: It's symbolic, Moltar. Things don't always have to do things. Now, help me plug it into the wall.
      Moltar: Look, uh, maybe we should just revive Zorak and talk to the guest or something.
      Space Ghost: What? And just leave the eels here? That's insane.
      (Zorak wakes up again)
      Space Ghost: What happened to you?
      Zorak: I was hit with a wrench.
      Space Ghost: (hits Zorak with wrench again) We have to get you to the hospital.
      (Cut to a rave atmosphere. Psychedelic lights flash in the background, silhouetting Space Ghost, Moltar and Zorak. Spotlights pan across the set. Loud techno music plays)
      Space Ghost: What kind of hospital is this?
      (Three fireballs rise in front of them)
      (Cut to Phantom Cruiser)
      Space Ghost: What kind of a hospital was that?
      Moltar: You just missed the turn.
      Space Ghost: Hold on, watch this.
      (Space Ghost steers the ship into a canyon. It bounces and flips end over end before finally crashing to a halt. Cut to view from inside Moltar's visor; we see Space Ghost with flames behind him)
      Space Ghost: Moltar, talk to me, are you okay?
      Moltar: No, ugh, I'm hurt.
      Space Ghost: Oh, don't worry, I'll fix that.
      Moltar: Ugh, I'm passin' out.
      Space Ghost: We have to get you to the hospital.
      (Echo and fade to black. Cut to the produce section of a grocery store. Moltar and Zorak are lying on the floor)
      Moltar: Ugh. What's all this? Ugh...
      Space Ghost: You can pick anything. Pick anything you like.
      Zorak: I need toilet paper.
      Moltar: Ugh, I need some flavor ice.
      Zorak: And pudding.
      Space Ghost: Did you see the lights flicker?
      Moltar: (looks) No.
      Space Ghost: Look at it but don't blink.
      Zorak: (coughs)
      Moltar: What are we doing?
      Space Ghost: Wait, did it just do it again?
      Zorak: I'm gonna go.
      Space Ghost: It did it again.
      Zorak: Don't follow me.
      Moltar: Hang on, I'm going with ya. (hops after Zorak)
      Space Ghost: Not so fast. Roll call. Moltar.
      Moltar: Dead.
      Space Ghost: Zorak.
      Zorak: Eat me.
      Space Ghost: Buster. Where's Buster?
      (Cut back to rave scene. Busta is still laughing wildly. Cut back to supermarket.)
      Space Ghost: This seems like as good a time as any to welcome our first new sponsor.
      (A second Space Ghost walks in)
      Space Ghost 2: Natural gas.
      (A third Space Ghost is hiding behind melons, laughing. A fourth pops up behind the produce section.)
      Space Ghost 4: It gives you some ideas. (More Space Ghosts appear, including SG in a tennis skirt, from "Joshua". All of the Space Ghosts laugh)
      Zorak: Shut up!

    • *****(Busta continues laughing hysterically in the background. Space Ghost takes a deep breath)
      Space Ghost: Get up, Zorak. (Throws Zorak across set) The gas is giving me an idea. (everyone's voices become high pitched again) Everything I do and say should be recorded by cameras. Do you think that Walt would be interested in that?
      Moltar: (high pitched) Uh, Walt Disney's dead.
      Space Ghost: Who killed Walt Disney? With a wrench?
      Moltar: No one.
      Space Ghost: Walt Disney makes me sweat. Is he gonna sue us?
      Moltar: Walt Disney is dead!!
      Space Ghost: I know! My God, how many times do I have to tell you that? Hey, wood! (beat) We should build something.

    • *****Space Ghost: Hey... hey, Busta. Busta?
      Busta Rhymes: Yes?
      Space Ghost: (FROM BEHIND MOLTAR) Remember when I licked the back of Jack's skull?
      Busta Rhymes: Jack? Who's Jack? Where... where did Jack come from?
      Space Ghost: I mean Zorak. Zorak was who I licked. No, wait, no, it was Brak. Ah, nobody cares.

    • *****Zorak: (stands up, groggy) Uhh, ahhh... what happened?
      Busta Rhymes: Doing that little funny thing, you'd better watch that, man.
      Busta Rhymes: You don't play no games from the year 2000 and change.
      (Space Ghost walks up and hits Zorak three more times)
      Space Ghost: Look, I pieced it together. (BUSTA LAUGHS) Zorak wasn't dead, but now he is.
      Busta Rhymes: Crazy Zorak, man.

    • *****(Moltar walks onto the set carrying a bowl of cole slaw)
      Moltar: Where do you want this (SG knocks the bowl to the floor, with a crash) ... Captain?
      Space Ghost: We're in silent running here.
      Moltar: (LAUGHS) Okay, fine.
      Space Ghost: (shouting) Moltar! We are in silent running! Do you understand the concept of silent running?
      Moltar: Eh, you want another one?
      Space Ghost: (whispering) Silent.
      Moltar: Okay, fine.
      Busta Rhymes: So what are you giving me such a hard time with giving the lasers?
      Space Ghost: What are you talking about? Moltar! Make a fire with these eels!
      Moltar: Aye aye, Cap'n.
      Space Ghost: (quietly) But be quiet. We're underwater.
      Moltar: No, man, we surfaced.
      Space Ghost: You handle the salads until you get killed!
      Moltar: You told me to surface, so... that's, that's what I did.
      Space Ghost: (walking back and forth) Now, wood pile, did you or did you not masquerade as eels and shock Zorak with that wrench? Answer me! Now what about these beans?
      Moltar: Those must have fallen out of my hair.
      (Space Ghost stares back in silence)
      Moltar: Well, you're just making all this [BLEEP] up.
      (Space Ghost continues staring silently)
      Moltar: Oh, what, you're the only one that gets to make [BLEEP] up?
      (Space Ghost continues staring silently)
      Moltar: (sighes) Those are part of the dinner.
      Space Ghost: No they're not. They're part of the plot.
      Moltar: They were on the menu.
      Space Ghost: Murder is on the menu. Look, bean prints on the wrench. But what is the wrench for?
      Moltar: That's where you were trying to fix the, uh, gas leak, and you made it leak.
      Space Ghost: Is that where I got all these ideas? 'Cause they're brilliant! Hey! Break all the pipes in the sub for more good ideas!
      (Space Ghost breaks three more pipes with his wrench; gas fumes fill the "sub")
      Space Ghost: Dive! Dive! Suck on the pipes! (klaxons sound)

    • *****Zorak: (stands up, holding a script) Rrreah! That's it. I'm not doing this anymore. This whole thing sucks.
      Space Ghost: What are you not doing anymore?
      Zorak: This! The whole thing with the sub. We're not underwater. I knew this was a dumbass idea.
      Busta Rhymes: Oh, man, you'd better not play that game with me, Zorak could get a nice Jackie Chan chop right in the back of his neck.
      Space Ghost: Hang on, y'all. (reaches into his cape and pulls out the pipe wrench)
      Zorak: What's that for?
      Space Ghost: Do not (hits Zorak on the head with the wrench) disturb (hits him again) the judge! (hits him again; each time, Zorak yells "ow!")
      Busta Rhymes: Dang!
      Space Ghost: God, that was violent. I blame... the sea.

    • *****(Zorak is lying on the floor with eyes closed, next to the lumber pile)
      Space Ghost: Zorak is dead! Murdered! (sound of crashing and mayhem again) Moltar, serve the first course!
      Moltar: Aye aye, Cap'n! Cole slaw, comin' up!
      Space Ghost: The only thing we can do now is eat. And bring out my first suspect.

    • quick suck on the pipes!!

    • Space Ghost: Natural gas! (giggles) It gives ya some ideas!

    • Space Ghost: What was the point of sanding my face off?

    • Space Ghost: I'm not getting one good idea. Let's go inside where the gas is!

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