Lone Starr's Father and President Skroob's Father both appear via flashback for the first time in this episode.
Lone Star: Uh-oh, dork attack.
Dot Matrix: Have fun stormin' the fryer.
Dark Helmet: What? Major Bleephole!
Major Bleephole: Yes sir.
Dark Helmet: Did you know our tower isn't guarded.
Major Bleephole: Yes sir, I know our tower Isn't Guarded.
Dark Helmet: Well, why is it not guarded.
Major Bleephole: Its not, not guarded.
Dark Helmet: So, it is guarded.
Major Bleephole: No, Isn't Guarded.
Dark Helmet: Err, what!
Vespa: Oh please, that oily chunk of trans fat can't tempt me.
Barf: Spaceballs at 3 o'clock. Spaceballs at 8 o'clock. Spaceballs rockin' us around the clock.
Barf: Ow, ow, ow, ow, its hot.
Lone Star: Duh, it just came out of the microwave.
Lone Star: Don't come cryin' to me when your lonely in 30 years and your a shriveled old raisin.