Special Unit 2 Season 2 Episode 1

(to Carl)
Page: I know you're friendly with the parasite community.
Nick: Professional courtesy.

Page: Carl, I don't want to have this armed robbery conversation again.
Carl: You and me both.

Jonathan: It's sand.
Kate: What kind of sand is it?
Jonathan: Sand… sand.
Nick: Obviously your six years of high school weren't wasted.

Parasite: Jeez, O'Malley, you're sick. Only you would bring a blowtorch to an interrogation.
Nick: Coming from a parasite that feeds off the entrails of other living things, that left a bruise.

Parasite: Carl, are you going to let him talk to me like that?
Carl: Baby, my hands are tied. O'Malley's a psycho. (Nick glares) Did I say that out loud?

Nick: How do we kill him?
Parasite: Simple, kill the person he's in.
Nick: Is he attracted to gnomes, because I'm developing a plan.
Carl: That's funny. I've got a fake laugh with your name written over it.

Nick: Don't forget what I told you.
Kate: (going on a date) I already have.
Nick: That thing with the ice cubes, I mean I can explain it again if you want.
Carl: Hey, I do the thing with the ice cubes.
Nick: The one I'm talking about involves having an actual partner.

Nick: Stick to the business at hand.
Carl: I am. She's not even my type.
Nick: What, you can't deflate her and put her in a brown paper bag?

Kate: Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy when you're single, in your 20s, and heavily armed?