Spider-Man: The Animated Series Season 2 Episode 1

Mysterio: No more illusions, Spider-Man. (The other Insidious Six members arrive)
Rhino: We're real. And we got you at last!
Chameleon: (Disguised as Aunt May) Oh, you poor dear. Ready for the end… (Transforms into a witch form of Aunt May) MY PRETTY!!! (laughs evilly)

Doctor Octopus: (To the Scorpion about his plan of using Peter to get to Spider-Man) Good plan, too good for a clod such as yourself.

Doctor Octopus: Now where could an inane, arachnid aberration such as you, be going in so much of a hurry?
Scorpion: Out of my way octopus!
Doctor Octopus: (Grabs him with his mechanical arms) You didn't say please.

Spider-Man: (As the Rhino is stealing money) Hold it horn head, you didn't fill out a withdrawal slip.

Spider-Man: I go to sleep for one lousy day and I wake up in the Twilight Zone.

Debra: A little late, eh Peter. What's the matter, get wrapped up watching cartoons this morning?

Spider-Man: (About the Insidious Six) Can't find a trace of them anywhere. No bank robberies, no jewel thefts, not even any fresh graffiti.

Mysterio: (About joining the Kingpin's Insidious Six to help stop Spider-Man) The plot seems clever enough. The climax ought to be intriguing.

Rhino: (After a robot Spider-Man is destroyed) What do you know, all this time Spider-Man was really a robot.
Doctor Octopus: Neanderthal, that wasn't the real Spider-Man, it was an obvious fake.

Mysterio: (After being freed) And I can resume my leading role of Mysterio. Now let's disappear. (Makes himself, the Scorpion, the Chameleon, and the Shocker disappear in smoke)

Spider-Man: What am I thinking? How could anybody commit to a guy who sneaks off to crawl on walls?

Spider-Man: (To Bruce the Gargoyle, as he looks down at the city) Look at them down there. I bet each one has somebody close. I feel so distant. I have nobody, except you of course. You're always here for me. You're rock solid, and best of all you laugh at all my jokes. Bruce, you're a heck of a guy. But I do wish I had someone a little prettier to talk to.

Spider-Man: (To Chameleon, disguised as himself) My, aren't you a handsome gent!

Dr. Octopus: Back off, you pea-brained, uncoordinated, absurdly-dressed excuse of a man!
Scorpion: Hey, who are you calling "absurdly-dressed"?

Morbius: I had thought you would be my main competition Parker, but you will be lucky to make it to the starting line.
Peter: Don't forget Michael, the tortoise beat the hare.
Morbius: In my country, we eat tortoises.

Dr. Connors: You weren't born with your spider-powers, were you?
Spider-Man: No, I won them on a quiz show.
Dr. Connors: (Looking at a computer scan) These patterns imply Neogenics are involved. How is that possible?
Spider-Man: That was the category I chose.

Chameleon: (The villains concentrate their attacks on the Rhino's door, but they have no effect)(Disguised as a guard) Very impressive. But try this instead. It's called "a key". (opens door)
Rhino: Is it dinner time already?

Scorpion: Eat acid, Spider-Man!
Spider-man: Sorry, I'm on an acid-free diet!