(talking to James, who is hiding in the bathroom stall)
Mike: Yes! You are my go to guy.
Nurse: Mr. Flaherty who are you talking to?
Mike: Sorry, sometimes he needs a little encouragement.
Mike: You are the man little buddy. I am so proud of you.
Nurse: I'll wait outside.
Milke: I want you to stand up and take a bow.
James: Mike, if you dump your sample you're gonna to have to replace it.
Mike: Why do you think I bought you three Big Gulps on the way over here?
Stuart: I just had a thought.
Mike: Please, would you share it with me.
Stuart: Why on Earth would Nikki be taking birth control pills?
Nikki: Sometimes a girl carries an umbrella just in case it rains.
Stuart: Well I'd sell that umbrella and stock up on sun screen 'cause the forecast calls for another year of drought.
Mayor: Mike, I broke the Punsee bowl. It was an unavoidable accident.
Mike: How did you do that sir?
Mayor: I was spinning it on a stick and it fell.
Stuart: Mrs. Lassiter, so lovely to see you. You are a vision.
Abby: (backing up) Now Stuart, remember our rule?
Stuart: Ten feet.
Carter: James, I'm sure the only reason Mike is taking me is because I like the Punsees. I'm a member of an oppressed minority.
Stuart: Minority? You're black and you're gay... you cover two thirds of the Earth's surface. You're like water.
Mayor: I've often wondered if Indian children played cowboys and Indians.
Mike: I believe they did sir, but...they called it for God's sake would you please stop killing us.
Raquel Welch was listed as a special guest star.
This episode title is a reference to A River Runs Through It, the 1992 film (based on the eponymous novella) directed by Robert Redford and starring Brad Pitt.