Carter: Sex can be a beautiful expression of love!
Stuart: Not the way I do it.
Carter: One time at a Halloween party I had the hots for a guy dressed as a lesbian biker... Turned out it was a lesbian biker.
Caitlin: Wait, if she was a lesbian biker why was she flirting with you?
Carter: I was dressed as La Toya Jackson.
Stuart (to Carter): I refuse to be psycho-analyzed by a man wearing a nightgown!
Charlie: And by the way, I was a male cheerleader, and the chicks loved it.
This should not be confused with the episode, "An Officer and a Gentleman" from Season 3.
The title is a play on the 1982 movie, "An Officer and a Gentleman"