Spin City Season 1 Episode 21

Carter: So today on 'Deputy Mayor in Heat...'

Paul: C'mon trade with me, my nuns for your lesbians.
Carter: They're not baseball cards, Paul.

Paul: What do lesbians know about me? This could be a fabulous opportunity!
Stuart: To remind them why they're lesbians?

Mike: Are you telling me that your'e pregnant?
Carrie: No, but I will be thanks to you.
Mike: Wait a second, am I missing a step here? 'Cause if you're talking about last night, I took precautions, we took precautions!
Carrie: Let's just say I'm the kinda girl who never throws anything away... I put it in the freezer.
Mike: You froze my guys?!
Carrie: I'm just here to get your blessing.
Mike: What am I, the pope?!
Carrie: Don't yell at me!
Mike: Those are my guys, I want them back!
Carrie: Look, if you're gonna be all weird about this, I'm just gonna leave!
Mike: You can't do this! (opens office door) GIMME BACK MY SPERM!

Carter: The rulings are vague and arbitrary referring to lots of cases in books I couldn't find.

Paul: As a show of good faith, you have to release 1, maybe 2 million of the hostages.

Mike: I had sex with this woman, Kevin. And she wants to get pregnant. She kidnapped my guys! And she put them in the freezer!
Kevin: That old story.