Reporter: So why did you call this press conference?
Mike: I just wanted to say hi!
Mike: (about Carolyn) There's got to be a logical explanation for this. She's serving him a subpoena.
Mike: (to Stuart) She's just the type of nice normal woman I figured you'd be with. Only I thought she'd be more ... inflatable.
Mike: It's official. We are short one Mayor. I gotta think people are going to notice.
James: I like New Stu. New Stu doesn't glue things to my desk.
Stuart: This is a ridiculous load of bull--(nicely) Sugar Pop!
Ticket Agent: Is this trip business or pleasure?
Mike: Little of both. I'm thinking of killing my boss.
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