When Stewart ate one of the wise men from James' candy nativity scene, James says nobody is to leave until he finds out who ate king Nebuchadnezzar. Nebuchadnezzar was the name of four seperate kings in Babylonia, all of which lived five houndred years B.C. The three wise men were called Caspar, Balthasar and Melchior.
Mike: As my assistant, occasionally you may need to assist me.
Stacey: Every time I throw a Christmas party, someone dies.
Janelle: I guess every family has their traditions.
Paul: So to sum up ladies and gentlemen...I don't know.
James: Every year, my mom makes a whole maternity scene out of candy. (picks up a piece) Chocolate Jesus.
Carter: James, please! At work, just call me Carter.
Mike: Hey, I recognize that sweater. That's from the 'I'm proud I'm not having sex' catalog.
Nikki: Do you not have an ounce of Christmas Spirit in you?
Stuart: Well, Joseph was about 3 ounces.
Mayor: I'm going to stand here and read this story to the city, because I want all the children out there to believe in the magic of (reading speech) Satan.
Mike: That's Santa. It's a typo.
Michael J. Fox included this episode as one of his all-time favorites.
"The Little Drummer Boy" - Michael Boatman, Connie Britton, etc.
This episode title is a reference to the 1947 Academy Award winning film Miracle on 34th Street.