Mayor: If I had more time I'd have the usual people sift through these applications and we wouldn't have to go through this dog and pony show!
Paul: Ooh, sir, try not to mention anything having to do with dogs. I think it reminds Carter that Rags is dead.
Carter: Paul, do you mind?
Mayor: Really Paul, put a muzzle on it... Oh, I did it again, doggone it, I'm sorry.
Paul: Sir, sir, sir!
Mayor: Would you stop hounding me?!
Carter (leaving): Excuse me.
Mayor: No, no, no, Carter, sit. Sit! Stay, stay!
Charlie (to his Dad): Do you realize Mom had to teach me how to shave? I was the only guy who showed up at baseball camp with a Lady Bic!!
Carter (on Rags' death): The doctor did tell me he only had 6 months to live.
Paul: Wasn't that in 1974?
Carter: He was a fighter...
Charlie: Why didn't you get me a beer?
Ray: Because you're foaming at the mouth. Relax!
Caitlin: If there's anything I can do to help, let me know.
Charlie: I could use $25,000...
Caitlin: How about a hug?
Alan Ruck suffered from kidney problems which is why he misses a few episodes this season.
Martin Sheen is Charlie Sheen's father in real life, he stars in the political drama 'The West Wing' in which former Spin City cast member Connie Britton has appeared.