Nikki: I am not gonna do that unless he wakes up.
Stuart: Ladies and gentlemen, Nikki's only rule of dating.
Claudia: There was corpse at my wedding!
Stuart: Hey, I know Paul's not an exciting guy...
Father Larry: Now Paul, your vows are to 'love Claudia, and to lose five pounds'?
Paul: Well, I wanted to combine my vows and New Year's resolutions.
Paul: (on Mike taking over) Are you sure this is legal?
Mike: What, are you wearing a wire?
Stuart: (after putting a sandwich in the poor box) What? If they're poor, they're hungry.
Mike: I understand. People are very excited to start mourning.
Mike: Or maybe she was just there to remind us that blowing your hair in the bathtub isn't a good idea.
Mike: (on delaying the funeral) A couple more hours wouldn't kill her ... again.
Mike: Well, it's not all bad news.
Paul: How could you say that?
Mike: Well, for starters, it's not all my fault anymore.
Father Larry: But Carter ... He wanted to run around with the boys.
Stuart: Well, he outgrew that. Now it's dinner and a movie.
The season 2 finale's of 'Spin City' and 'Friends' have a great deal of similarities. They both revolve around a wedding, and the Copa Cabana is sung in both shows!
Music: "Copa Cabana" - Barry Bostwick