Caitlin: Are you wearing a blouse?
Charlie: This is a custom-made silk shirt imported from Italy.
Caitlin: Looks like a blouse...
Charlie: I'm worried about you, up all night having lustful dreams about taking a trip to CharlieVille.
Caitlin: You know, I must have had that dream last night because I woke up feeling...disappointed.
Michelle: What's for dessert?
Stuart: How about some 'Stuart a la mode'?
Michelle: Can I get that with whipped cream?
Stuart: God, yes!