Stuart: Hello, Michelle. It's so very nice to see you again. As always, you look lovely.
Michelle: Well, thank you, Stuart. You are so sweet.
Carter: What do you say we go get some lunch?
Michelle: Oh, great idea. See you guys later.
Stuart: Goodbye, Michelle. It was lovely seeing you. Have a lovely afternoon!
Caitlin: So, how long have you had a crush on Michelle?
Stuart: What're you talking about?
Caitlin: I just think it was lovely the way you said she was lovely.
Stuart: Stop it.
Caitlin: Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely.
Stuart: You don't know what you're talking about. Now, if you'll excuse me, Mr. Jerry Flynn, the king of porn, is doing a video signing.
Caitlin: You really want to see the king of porn?
Stuart: (puts his hand on his forehead out of distress) What's happening to me?
Caitlin: You like Michelle. Why don't you tell her?
Stuart: I can't. I get near her. I can barely talk.
Caitlin: Maybe Carter could talk to her for you.
Stuart: Oh, Carter can't. No! He'll either disapprove or worse, get emotionally supportive.