Wishes from The Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well:
Squidward: To be far away from SpongeBob.
Sandy: To get a telescope that works underwater.
Plankton: To be taller.
Mrs. Puff: A new boat that makes her look like a hot mama.
Patrick: He could see SpongeBob. (He threw himself in.)
SpongeBob: That Squidward can go in the wishing well.
Mr. Krabs: To be served with a side of melted butter. (He tried to prove SpongeBob that there's no magic.)