Patrick: What is this place, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Rock Bottom. It sure is weird around here. Kinda different and the soil looks different. (Picks up soil)
Soil: You mind-- (Raspberry) -- putting me down?
(SpongeBob gets scared and drops soil)
Patrick: I don't like it here, it's dark and scary. I don't want to be here, I want to go home! Look, I can't even tell the bathrooms apart.
(Signs on the bathroom doors are a question mark and an upside-down one for the other door)
SpongeBob: Uh, that's an easy one, Patrick, just wait for someone to come out and then we'll know.
(A bunch of weird creatures come out of the bathroom doors)
Patrick: I still can't read the signs, I want to go home!