Patrick: (reading card) One of your mates has been a bad pirate. Send him to the brig. (looking around) It's off to jail for YOU, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Patrick, you're fired.
Patrick: But I don't even work here.
Mr. Krabs: Would you like a job, starting now? (hands him a hat)
Patrick: Boy, would I!
Mr. Krabs: (takes hat back) You're fired!