Puppet 1: Hey where ya goin'?
Puppet 2: To my job!
Puppet 1: You have a job?
Puppet 2: Why wouldn't I? I'm not just some lazy inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day.
Puppet 1: Say, where can I get one of these jobs?
Puppet 2: Oh, they're everywhere, especially if you're green and have six tentacles.
Puppet 1: Thanks. I'm gonna go look for one so I can stop MOOCHING OFF MY FRIENDS AND THEY CAN GET BACK TO THEIR LIVES!