SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 3 Episode 7

As Seen on TV / Can You Spare a Dime?

Aired Saturday 10:00 AM Mar 08, 2002 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • (the Krusty Krab commercial; on the screen, we see Pearl and Squidward; Squidward is wearing a blond wig with a bow in it)
      Pearl: Oh, Jen, I've got a real problem.
      Squidward: What's your problem, Amy?
      Pearl: (pulls out a big wad of cash) I've got all this money, and I don't know what to do with it! And I'm hungry!
      (we then hear Mr. Krabs laughing)
      Pearl: Who's there?
      Squidward: Where's that coming from?
      (Mr. Krabs appears in a puff of smoke)
      Pearl & Squidward: Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs!
      Mr. Krabs: That's right, Amy! I heard all about your little problem, and I'm here to help. Follow . . . me!
      (cut to the outside of the Krusty Krab)
      Pearl & Squidward: Where are we?
      Mr. Krabs: Why we're at none other than, The Krusty Krab!
      (cut to an overhead shot of the Krusty Krab)
      Pearl: Did you say Krusty Krab?
      Mr. Krabs: That's right! Krusty Krab! Home of the world famous . . . Krabby Patty!
      Squidward: What's a Krabby Patty?
      (we see a picture of Mr. Krabs with his mouth open, zooming in and out of the screen)
      Mr. Krabs: Why it's only the most mouth-watering, appetizing food in the seven seas!
      (SpongeBob is watching the commercial)
      SpongeBob: There I am, Gary! There I am!
      (we see a shot of SpongeBob's chin; he is standing in front of the grill)
      Mr. Krabs: We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy.
      (a bun with a patty appears on the grill)
      Mr. Krabs: Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese!
      (they appear on the patty)
      Mr. Krabs: Topped off with secret sauce.
      (it appears on the toppings and the patty)
      Mr. Krabs: And some buns!
      (a bun appears on top of the sandwich)
      Mr. Krabs: (holds up a Krabby Patty) Voila! A Krabby Patty!
      Pearl: I want a Krabby Patty!
      Squidward: Me, too.
      (cut to a shot of Pearl & Squidward eating one)
      Mr. Krabs: How are you liking them Krabby Patties, girls? (he chuckles, and Squidward & Pearl give a thumbs up)
      SpongeBob: Look, Gary! There I am again! Look!
      (we see the top of SpongeBob's head with his hat on, in the window by the cashier)
      Mr. Krabs: Two more satisfied customers! So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today!
      (we see an exterior shot of the Krusty Krab)
      Pearl, Squidward, & Mr. Krabs: The Krusty Krab! Come spend your money here!
      (the words appear on the top of the screen)

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