SpongeBob: (turning off lights and tuning on a spot light) Don't worry, folks! SpongeBob is here to satisfy!
Man in Striped Sweater: (pointing to another man) Eating here was your idea.
SpongeBob: I'd like to call this song... striped sweater. (singing off tune and high-pitched) The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time! One with a collar, turtle-neck! That's the kind (angry mob starts yelling) 'Cause when your wearing! (starts singing quietly because of the mob) That... one... special... sweater.