Spongebob: (Imitating Patrick) Hey! I'm Patrick Star! I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom and I wish I were me and not Spongebob!
Patrick: What's so great about being a pink loser?
(Spongebob's nose pops out.) Exactly. I was never closer to winning a award until the minute I started copping you.
Spongebob: But Patrick-
Patrick: Patricks not here!