SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 6 Episode 9

Boating Buddies / The Krabby Kronicle

Aired Saturday 10:00 AM Aug 07, 2008 on Nickelodeon



  • Trivia

    • When SpongeBob said he never got an answer right on one of Mrs. Puff's tests, he actually always passes the oral exam in Boating School.

    • Squidward claimed in this episode that he sold his recumbent bicycle to get farther away from SpongeBob. But since this episode took place before the movie, that means he must've either gotten it back or bought a new one.

    • In one scene, SpongeBob's belt turns white.

    • The lady who was almost hit by SpongeBob in his driving test was the same lady who cared for Gary in the episode "Have You Seen This Snail?"

  • Quotes

    • Squidward: I DON'T CARE WHAT MR. KRABS SAYS! I JUST WANT... (hits the table and his drink splashes on his head)
      SpongeBob: Coffee rain!
      Squidward: It's hot chocolate.
      SpongeBob: ...CHOCOLATE RAIN!!

    • SpongeBob: (while running) SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDWard!

    • Mrs. Puff: Why, certainly. And perhaps now, SpongeBob would like to come up, and illustrate his side of the story.

    • SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward!
      (Squidward cries, then the bell rings)

    • Squidward: Can I help you, officer?
      Policeman: No, but you can help yourself to this ticket.

    • Scientist 1: Johnson, I finally figured out a way to shrink an ordinary mail man, down to the size of a grain of sand.
      Scientist 2: How?
      Scientist 1: By using this shrink ray.

    • Mrs. Puff: Okay, class, how about we get to know our new students, by telling each other why we were scentenced to... I mean, why we are enrolled in boating school.
      Student: Um, I got caught speeding.

    • Mrs. Puff: Quiet in the front, please.

    • Squidward: Thank you. (tries to pick up his pencil, then picks it up in both hands, but then it drops and rolls out the room)

    • Mrs. Puff: You do the same thing that everybody else does who failed the test, you take it again next week.

    • Mrs. Puff: We all know why you're here, SpongeBob.

    • Mrs. Puff: Good morning, class. Would everyone please take a seat? (SpongeBob sits)
      SpongeBob: Psst, Squidward, sit here. Here.
      Squidward: Um, excuse me, there don't seem to be any empty seats left.

    • Squidward: It's locked!
      SpongeBob: Squidward! Squidward!

    • SpongeBob: Didn't you have one of those cucumber bicycles?
      Squidward: That was a recumbent bicycle, and I sold it.
      SpongeBob: Why?
      Squidward: To get away from you faster!

    • (after hot chocolate pours on Squidward)
      SpongeBob: Coffee rain!
      Squidward: It was hot chocolate.
      (short silence)
      SpongeBob: Chocolate rain!

    • Mrs. Puff: Would you like to tell the class why you're with us today?
      Squidward: Why, I... (looks at SpongeBob) All right, I'll tell you. I was trying to get away from him! (points at SpongeBob) He is the bane of my existence!
      Mrs. Puff: Yours, too?

    • Mrs. Puff: Okay, class, why don't we get to know our new students by telling each other why we were sentenced to... I mean, why we are enrolled in Boating School.
      Fish: Um, I got caught speeding.
      Mrs. Puff: Very good. Next.
      Fish: I don't see what's so very good about it.
      Mrs. Puff: No, I didn't mean very...
      Fish: (sighs) I know what you meant.

    • SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, it's you! I thought I heard something.
      Squidward: SpongeBob, I've been sitting here motionless for 45 minutes. What could you possibly have heard me doing?
      SpongeBob: Breathing.

    • Mrs. Puff: Okay, class, it's time for our behind the wheel lesson. Squidward, you'll be riding with SpongeBob.
      Squidward: Yeah, I never saw that coming.

  • Notes

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