SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 3 Episode 12

Chocolate With Nuts / Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V

Aired Weekdays 5:30 PM Jun 01, 2002 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • Salesman in Cast: What can I do for you boys?
      SpongeBob: Hi. Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.
      Salesman in Cast: Really small world. What's wrong with you boys?
      SpongeBob: We have head trauma and internal bleeding.
      Salesman in Cast: Some guys have all the luck. I was born with paper skin and glass bones. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.