Since Squidward was so anti-Christmas and couldn't have been bothered to deal with the holiday, why would he have bothered to get a Santa suit? More importantly, where would he have gotten it in two minutes?
In "The Secret Box", Patrick's secret is revealed to be "That embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas party". Presumably, this is the picture that Squidward took of a heartbroken SpongeBob after Santa failed to arrive.
After this episode, Squidward misses the next 6 episodes: "Survival of the Idiots," "Dumped," "No Free Rides," "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic," "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III" and "Squirrel Jokes."
Sandy is responsible for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom, but oddly, she's not seen in the rest of the episode.
In the episode "Jellyfishing," SpongeBob said "Welcome home, Squidward!" Then, Patrick said "Merry Christmas!"
This might seem like a goof, since "Jellyfishing" aired before this episode. However, the majority of this episode is a flashback so it could've actually taken place anytime between the first episode and "Jellyfishing."
If you look closely at the bunch of bottles on the surface, you can see Patrick's ripped paper is there throughout the whole scene.
If all sea creatures are small, how did Santa get a small enough paper for Squidward to read, in addition to the small writing, since humans are bigger?
Oddly enough, this episode has aired in weird months, including October.
When Squidward is reading his thank-you note from Santa, the purple cloud in the background is really long. In the next shot, when the note disappears, the cloud is wider and shorter.
The way the little puff-ball at the end of Squidward's Santa hat keeps changing. First, there's one open loop, then all closed loops, then three slightly open loops, and so on.
In the beginning, when Patchy is reading the address of the letter, a dubbed voice says, "Name and address withheld" and then the same thing on the inside at the bottom. People don't normally put their address at the bottom of the letter, so shouldn't it just have said "Name withheld?"
When Squidward tells SpongeBob that he doesn't have a letter at the machine part, the fish behind SpongeBob is wearing a black shirt. When Squidward sees the big line in front of his door, the same guy, whom moves his eyebrows, now has a white shirt.
When Squidward says, "I feel like a... I feel like a...", a donkey appears - which may mean that he feels like a "jackass."
When Patchy tries getting the tape and ribbon off his hook, he pulls too hard and accidentally punches himself in the eye and gets a black eye and puts his eyepatch on it. Later, when Patchy is reading the fan letter, he takes off his eyepatch and puts on his eyeglasses and his eye isn't black anymore.
Since Christmas is in winter, shoudn't Sandy have been hibernating?
When Patrick takes his role as the star on the top of the Christmas "tree," he is not on top for the rest of the episode after the commercial break!
When Spongebob is writing his letter, he is writing with his right hand, but when he is writing Squidwards letter, he was writing with his left hand.
At the beginning, watch Patchy's hook on his hand. It switches from left to right about 4 times
When Squidward sings "Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately" Spongebob's house is missing.
In the scene when the the town starts singing "Santa's coming tonight" Jimmy (the fish w/ no nose) looks normal but in the morning scene we Jimmy he's orange! Also he had diffrent clothes.
Patrick: Yippee! A writing stick.
SpongeBob: C'mon, Squidward. Write a letter.
Squidward: SpongeBob, grow up will ya? No one's going to give me a gift just because I write them a stupid letter.
(Patrick's letter tears in half)
Squidward: I feel like a... like a... (donkey appears on screen, then fades away) ...big jerk!
"This Christmas Feels Like the Very First Christmas To Me"
SpongeBob & Patrick: (cutting Squidward's coral tree out) It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday, not your normal, average everyday!
Squidward: Sounds like someone, riled my old coral tree! SpongeBob, Patrick, why'd ya do this to me?!
SpongeBob & Patrick: The world feels like it's in, loverly!
Squidward: (dumping trash on SpongeBob & Patrick) Go away before I harm you bodily!
SpongeBob & Patrick: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me! There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow!
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
Squidward: (under mistletoe) What? Who me? Would you look at the time, I should go! (runs past Mr. Krabs & Plankton)
Plankton: People seem a little more brotherly!
Mr. Krabs: (hands Plankton fruitcake) Here's a special something to you from me!
(Plankton tosses fruitcake in trash)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Even all the trash at Christmas, it smells so sweetly!
SpongeBob & Patrick: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!
SpongeBob (dancing into Squidward's house) Dadadadadadadada! Dadadadadada! Dadadadada! Dadadadadada!
Squidward: What do you want, can't you see that I'm busy?
SpongeBob & Patrick: Step outside, we've got something for you to see!
Squidward: (sees his house all decorated) SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately!
SpongeBob & Patrick: Chestnuts roasting and burns of the third degree!
All Bikini Bottom Fish: Tonight things are as good as they seem to be!
Patrick: (jumping on top of Christmas coral tree) A star on the top will complete all the scenery!
All Bikini Bottom Fish: This Christmas feels like the...
Mr. Krabs: (with girly voice) ...very first Christmas to meeee! Harharharhar!
All Bikini Bottom Fish: This Christmas feels like the...
Mr. Krabs: (with girly voice) ...very first Christmas to meeee!
(SpongeBob hands Patrick a piece of paper)
Patrick: But there's no words on it.
(Squidward laughing at SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: I still want you to have this.
Squidward: Wh-what's this?
SpongeBob: A present. I didn't want you to feel left out when.... SANTA CAME!!!
Squidward: Oh, well- I...I-
Spongebob: You're welcome.
(SpongeBob starts walking away slowly)
Squidward: SpongeBob? He made me a present? (laughs) It's probably a jellyfish net, or an old Krabby Patty or... His favorite underpants!
SpongeBob: And everyone pretends to like the fruit cake.
Potty the Parot: SQUAK!!! I'm being held here against my will!
Squidward: Mashed Potatoes for you!
Woman: Just what I wanted! (puts mashed potatoes on head) A new hair style!
SpongeBob: What did you wish for?
Patrick: (gives SpongeBob a bottle with a ripped sheet of paper) A new piece of paper!
Patchy the pirate: Three bells! Do you know what that means?
Kids: Free Ice cream!
Patchy: No, ya silly livers....ha ha....NO!
Spongebob: What did you wish for Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: A pony.
Mr. Krabs: With saddlebags full of money!
Spongebob: (Seeing Sandy's tree covered with lights) Fire!
Christmas Choir: Santa's coming, tonight, tonight, Santa's coming tonight, Santa's com-
SpongeBob: Hey everybody! Let's sing till Santa gets here!
Christmas Choir: (Cheering) Santa's coming tonight, tonight, Santa's coming tonight, Santa's coming tonight, tonight, Santa's coming tonight- (Fades out and shows main island)
Christmas Choir: (Weakly and sleepily) Santa's coming, tonight... tonight... Santa's coming... tonight-
Guy: Hey where's Santa?!
SpongeBob: (talking to Squidward) Maybe Santa can send a dictionary to me so I can underdstand what he's saying.
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Squidward! I'll help you get started! (writes down) Dear Santa Claus...
Squidward: SpongeBob! Forget it!
SpongeBob: You're right. Too formal. (writes down) Hi, Santa...
SpongeBob: Howdy Claus?
Patrick: He probably just stopped for a snack! Fat guys get hungry, right?
SpongeBob: Come on, Squidward! What do ya got to lose?
Squidward: My self-respect... my sanity... my lunch.
SpongeBob: But the best part is you can write a letter to this guy, Santa Claus, and tell him what you want and when he comes, he brings it to you!
Patrick: Just like a genie! Hahahahahaha!
Mr. Krabs: I don't know about you lubbers, but anybody who's giving away free stuff is a Friend O'Mine.
Squidward: Why do you want to celebrate a day where some guy breaks into your house and leaves presents?!
Patrick: Like a genie!
SpongeBob: Who's Christmas? Is she a friend from Texas?
Sandy: I can't believe y'all ain't ever heard of... (big dreamy eyes) ... Christmas.
SpongeBob: Tell me more about this... (imitates Sandy) ... Christmas.
Patchy: Here's a letter from!
Some Guy: Name and Address withheld.
Everyone's wishes to Santa:
SpongeBob: Santa to visit everyone in Bikini Bottom
Mr. Krabs: A pony with saddle bags full of money
Patrick: Another piece of paper
Little girl: Front teeth
Cowboy: A new hat
Lady: A new hairstyle
Old man: A glass of water for his teeth
Squidward: Everyone to stop listening to SpongeBob
If this episode took place around Christmas, then why was Sandy active? In "Pre-Hibernation Week" and "Survival of the Idiots," she hibernated during wintertime. As in "Bubble Buddy," she migrated through winter.
We learn that the people of Bikini Bottom didn't know about Christmas before Sandy told them.
This is the second time Squidward did something nice for SpongeBob after he felt sad. The first time was in "Pizza Delivery."
This is the second time the Nutcracker Song is played. It was first played in "Suds."
In the UK, the subtitles appear and disappear a couple of seconds too early throughout the whole episode.
In the 2006 premiere of this episode, Drake Bell could be seen in the corner of the screen hanging a spoon from his nose.
This is the fourth episode of SpongeBob that features a holiday. The others are "Scaredy Pants," "Valentine's Day," and "Fools in April." "I Was A Teenage Gary" doesn't really count, although it did air with "Scaredy Pants" and kind of has a Halloween touch to it.
This is the second episode to feature snow. The first was in "Bubble Buddy."
The first Christmas episode.
This episode was shown as the 25th episode, and Ironically, Christmas is on the 25th of December.
This is the only time when the theme song and main title card are completely different.
This is the first Patchy the Pirate Special.
Patchy the Pirate is not only the President of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club but he's also the voice of SpongeBob.
As heard in "THE SECRET BOX" (Later shown)
Patrick's secret is an embarrasing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas Party. In this episode, when Santa never shows up, Squidward takes a polaroid of SpongeBob with an extremely embarrasing expression on his face.
This is the first full length (half hour) episode of Spongebob.
Super Mario Bros.
The egg Potty gives to Patchy looks similar to Yoshi's egg from Super Mario Bros.
Song: The Nutcracker
The song played on Squidward's wooden clarinet is "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" from The Nutcracker.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
SpongeBob telling stories of Christmas and Santa Claus, and bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom is just like what Jack Skellington did in The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Santa Claus: Outfit
The Santa Claus outfit that Squidward wore is the same thing as the Grinch wore with the no pants part. The other part of the outfit is the long white beard is the exact same as the one Jack used on his Santa Claus outfit.
Little Girl: Wish
The little girl's wish for front teeth could be a possible reference on Tiny Tim's "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth."
Santa Claus: Picture
The picture of Santa Claus SpongeBob shows to Mr. Krabs, Patrick, and Squidward is the official Santa for Coca-Cola.
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