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SpongeBob SquarePants Season 3 Episode 12

Club SpongeBob / My Pretty Seahorse

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AIRED: 7/12/02

Club SpongeBob:
SpongeBob and Patrick's club is too small for Squidward... literally. But Squidward forces his way in, "propelling" the clubhouse into the middle of nowhere.

My Pretty Seahorse:
It's spring in Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob finds a wild seahorse and decides to keep her. He names her Mystery and he keeps on confining her into small, cramped spaces, so she becomes unhappy. Mr. Krabs convinces SpongeBob that releasing her is the right thing to do.moreless

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Club Spongebob was a little better than My Pretty Seahorse

8.0

By ebay26, Nov 12, 2012

Club Spongebob: I liked this episode very much. One thing that I didn't like was that it starts off with Spongebob and Patrick annoying Squidward. Also, it takes some time for them to end up in the kelp forest, but this doesn't completely ruin the fact that the episode had a lot of humor. My grade for this one is a great and well-deserved: 90% A-

My Pretty Seahorse: This episode was a little worse than Club Spongebob, but is definitely better than a lot of the new Spongebob episodes. This episode wastes time with Mystery eating Spongebob's plant over and over and gets a little repetitive. All we get is them in the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs not wanting them to be there. I expect a more adventurous Spongebob episode. There were some funny parts here and there but it wasn't what I expected from such a good season. My grade: 75% Cmoreless
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SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are in the middle of nowhere; SpongeBob finds a seashore

8.0

By fsaenz0125, Jun 04, 2012

Club SpongeBob; A great episode but it's not the best cause some parts got boring like the first part. Also, this episode kinda made me hungry every time I watch it because of the foods that fell out of the sky. Funny parts are Squidward letting go of the leaf and he, SpongeBob, and Patrick are now at Kelp Forest, Squidward's line where he literally broke the fourth wall, SpongeBob and Patrick playing with the magic shell and they just do nothing, Squidward running lost, the foods falling off the sky, the magic shell kept saying no. That's pretty much it. Overall, this episode was great. 8.5/10

My Pretty Seashore: This was a little weaker than Club SpongeBob. SpongeBob finding a seashore was great but it got a little worse when wreck things at the Krusty Krab but they pretty funny. I only put worse because Mr. Krabs told SpongeBob to get rid of the seashore (Mystery). I laughed at the flowers hissing at Squidward, SpongeBob planting a flower but it kept getting eaten by Mystery (for a week), Squidward getting in bike accident, Mystery beating up the fish, and a few more. The ending was another funny one for example. Overall, a decent episode of SB. 7.5/10moreless
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By jmbsonic555, Nov 03, 2011

Club SpongeBob: SpongeBob and Patrick's club is too small for Squidward... literally. But Squidward forces his way in, "propelling" the clubhouse into the middle of nowhere. My Pretty Seahorse: It's spring in Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob finds a wild seahorse and decides to keep her. He names her Mystery and he keeps on confining her into small, cramped spaces, so she becomes unhappy. Mr. Krabs convinces SpongeBob that releasing her is the right thing to do. 10 out of 10moreless
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Both of these episodes are just decent but I think "My Pretty Seahorse" is a tad better in my opinion

7.5

By tigerdude22, Aug 10, 2011

Club SpongeBob: This episode was good,average, and decent all together but nothing really special. It's not my favorite episode but it's pretty entertaining to watch. The episode does get boring to watch though and the plot seemed to be lacking. Of course, there are some funny parts. SpongeBob and Patrick using the magic conch shell was very funny, Squidward getting angry at the magic conch shell, and the airplane falling and the fishes have to drop the load of picnic food were the only very funny parts in this episode. The rest of the episode was getting a little boring in my opinion. I also thought that the ending was stupid, random, and not funny at all. Overall, this episode was just good, average, and decent but it's nothing worth watching over and over again and it gets low on humor plus the fact that they have a cruddy ending and a lacking plot. 7/10

My Pretty Seahorse: Just like "Club SpongeBob", I thought that this episode was just good but not great and it had a lacking plot. Although, I did find this episode to be a tad better than "Club SpongeBob". I thought SpongeBob's new pet seahorse kicking Scooter and then he explodes was very funny. The seahorse eating everyone's food was very funny. Mr. Krabs' facial expression after he saw Mystery the seahorse ate Old Man Jenkins and then burped him out the funniest part of the episode and made me laugh hard. I also thought that the onions joke in this episode was very funny. The very ending with Patrick was also funny. Everything else was good but not funny and a little boring. This episode is worth your time though and I would rather watch this episode more often than "Club SpongeBob". Overall, a good but not great episode of "SpongeBob SquarePants". 7.5/10moreless
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Decent episodes

7.1

By thecrad15, Oct 30, 2010

Club SpongeBob:

Squidward appears from his house to take a ride on his bike to work. Spongebob and Patrick are in a beanstalk tree house speaking in code about Squidward going to work and can be heard giggling. Squidward rides over to them, and begins to mock their secret language, but Spongebob says that they can't tell him about the secret language because he isn't a member of the club. Squidward asks, "What does it take to be a member, besides being a moron?"

Spongebob tells Squidward that he couldn't even get into the club if he tried. Squidward says that he happens to be a member of "over 20 different exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom." Patrick says that Squidward will definitely not fit in. Squidward says that they should be begging him to join the club and as such begins to climb the beanstalk. He gets inside the club only to find that the room is VERY small, and that is the type of fitting in the two boys were referring to. He is then told that they have been stuck in the club for three days. Spongebob and Patrick decide to initiate Squidward anyhow, and sing him the welcome song.

Squidward gets annoyed and tries to get out of the club by pulling on a beanstalk branch, causing the whole tree house to go flying into the air, landing in a kelp forest, presumably in the middle of nowhere. As it is flying through the air, a couple of fish are shown walking and the male says to the female "make a wish honey" as the tree house flies overhead.

The boys emerge from the tree house. Patrick and Spongebob are excited because of the ride, but Squidward is frantically pacing and screaming about the fact that he is not lost with Spongebob and Patrick. He states, "Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery? Whhhyyyy?"

Squidward says that this is the end, but Spongebob tries to reassure him by saying that they will be fine if they stick together and that they are fine because they have the magic conch shell. Patrick tells Spongebob to ask it something, so he pulls the cord on the shell while asking if he will ever get married, to which the conch replies "maybe someday…"

Squidward thinks the idea is absurd, and that it is just a stupid toy. The boys are angered by Squidward's comment, and Spongebob asks the shell what they must do to be rescued. "Nothing..." is the reply, after which Patrick and Spongebob proceed to sit down with blank looks on their faces...literally doing nothing. Squidward abandons them after mocking them again…He finds himself lost in the forest, until he sees a light at the end of the kelp tunnel. After running towards it, he ends up right where he began, which means that if he had been running in a straight line as was alluded to, that he would have had to run all the way around the world...

This leads to Squidward setting up a semi-camp, starting a fire and trying to grill a bug on a frying pan. Where he got the pan is not specified. He continues to mock the two of them for listening to the conch by saying "as if the answers to all your problems will fall right out of the sky."

Cue a Picnic Supply Inc. plane falling out of the sky that must drop the load - containing a pre-assembled picnic table and umbrella, tent, and a very large supply of various foods.

"Praise the magic conch!!!!" Spongebob and Patrick cry as they immediately begin to dig into all the food. Suddenly Squidward has a serious five o'clock shadow and looks like he is starving to death, unlike Spongebob and Patrick, who look completely normal. He begs them for food, but Spongebob says that he should ask the Magic Conch what he should eat. The conch is apparently mad at Squidward for his prior remarks and tells him he can't have anything to eat. After many tries, his head starts to morph, and grow red in anger.

Suddenly, a park ranger appears...He sees the boys' conch and lets everyone know he is a "club member." He asks the conch what they should do now, to which the reply is "Nothing…" The three of them flop down into the blank look once again - Squidward weakly joins them...

5.8

My Pretty Seahorse:

Starts by showing coral fields and Patrick emerging from under his rock wearing a purple sweater...The narrator announces it is spring, after which Patrick strips the sweater and buries it under the sand like a dog would. Spongebob comes out of his house and begins to greet the flowers after stating that he has Spring Fever. Squidward emerges from his home as well, and after some convincing from Spongebob, he too says hello to the flowers. The flowers react like an aggravated cat, hissing at Squidward, causing him to run into his house screaming. Spongebob says he shall "do him a kindness and plant [him] some hypo-allergenic flowers." Cue Spongebob wearing a gardening outfit, including a sun hat, overalls, and clogs. He first plants a coral flower, and turns to grab the watering can to water said flower only to turn back around and find the flower bitten in half. He continues this routine of planting flowers and turning his back until he states that he's "not taking my eyes off you". 3 days later... he still hasn't moved his eyes, and in fact has to water them because they have dried out...Patrick walks by and draws Spongebob's attention – Spongebob turns back, and the flower is gone again. Spongebob finally sees the seahorse, which has been eating the flowers, which then runs away and starts neighing on top of a rock.

He decides to tame her and writes a scientific journal of sorts about her mysterious qualities, and hence names her Mystery. The seahorse spots Spongebob's floral bookmark and approaches him. Apparently eating the book mark was enough to tame the seahorse, as the show switches to a montage with 60's psychedelic backgrounds of the two of them frolicking together, enjoying piggy back rides, painting, blowing bubbles, and even going to the hat store... At the end of the day, Spongebob lets the horse sleep in his bed and promises that they will be friends forever. The next day, he rides past Squidward on his bike - which hits a rock sending Squidward off a cliff and into a massive explosion. Once arriving at the Krusty Krab, Spongebob ties up Mystery outside like in old western movies. Mr. Krabs demands that the horse be gotten rid of because he is scaring off the customers stating, "it's either you or Mystery."

Spongebob has Mystery shoved in a cupboard, and tells her that she only needs to stay there until Patrick finishes the stable he asked him to build – Cue a shot of Patrick with a board nailed to his forehead sitting with a blank look on his face. Spongebob starts to go back to his job.

"Order up!!!" Squidward comes to the window, but Mystery eats the order before Squidward gets there. Squidward starts lecturing Spongebob, meanwhile Mystery is stealing customers' orders from their tables. Mystery eats Spongebob's hat, spatula, all of the Krabby Patties, the stove, and old man Jenkins.

The customers get aggravated and start to revolt…causing Mr. Krabs to come out and ask Squidward what is going on, to which he replies, "Why don't you go ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his faithful companion Sir Eats a Lot."

Mystery belches up old man Jenkins, apparently after getting a bellyache because of eating all the Krabby Patties. Mr. Krabs walks in, and demands that the horse be gotten rid of, and Spongebob pleads with him because Mystery is "my best friend." Mr. Krabs is touched by the story and continues on to tell Spongebob about the story of his best friend that he had to say goodbye to – his first dollar. "One day, at the beach, it was so hot, and I was so thirsty…I spent it on a sooooodaaaaa. My best friiiiennnd," and starts to weep. After regaining his composure he states that the kitchen is no place for a life horse, which causes the customers spit out their food...

Spongebob takes Mystery outside and tells her "you belong in the wild." He turns his back on her and the horse walks away. Mr. Krabs says that he did the "proper thing. She's free now. And we have no right to separate that wild animal from its natural habitat." Squidward interrupts the conversation to let Mr. Krabs know that the safe is empty, because Mystery had an "after dinner salad." Spongebob and Mr. Krabs go running after Mystery into the horizon.

The episode ends with Patrick trying to get into the hat store, but can't because the board on his head from earlier is too wide to fit through the door.

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Clancy Brown	Mr. Eugene H. Krabs
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Mary Jo Catlett	Mrs. Puff/Mrs. SquarePants
Lori Alan	Pearl Krabs
Carolyn Lawrence	Sandy Cheeks
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Frank Welker	Mystery	Guest Star
Tom Kenny	SpongeBob SquarePants/Gary/Mr. SquarePants/Narrator/Various Others	Recurring Role
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Rodger Bumpass	Squidward Tentacles	Recurring Role

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- When Squidward was climbing up the tree to get inside the clubhouse, the tree was stable and let him get in. However, when he tried to escape, the tree was flexible. The tree also looks different when Squidward tries to escape.
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- Scooter changes in both episodes. In "Club SpongeBob," he's the pilot of the plane. But his voice is different. And in "My Pretty Seahorse," he's blue, not purple.
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- This is the second death of Scooter, the first death is in "Bubble Buddy".
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- When Squidward says that Mystery ate Mr. Krabs money in his safe, how did she get through the combination, and Mr. Krabs would have noticed her doing it, and she was in the kitchen most of the time.
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- The clubhouse in "Club SpongeBob" disappears later on.
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- It appears that they were only in the kelp forest for one evening. However, Squidward says that they haven't eaten in days. It is later changed to weeks when Squidward says that they have been stranded for weeks. They couldn't have been in the forest for that long.
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- SpongeBob and Patrick have been stuck in the clubhouse for 3 days, but when they land in the forest, they somehow landed outside of the clubhouse.
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- In "Club SpongeBob," when it shows SpongeBob and Patrick eating, Patrick eats a chicken. But when Squidward comes, he is just chewing on the bone.
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- Why would Squidward have to ask the magic conch for food if SpongeBob and Patrick didn't? Squidward is not a member of the club and questioned the magic conch.
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- In "Club SpongeBob," when Squidward is asking the Conch Shell if he can have something to eat, it keeps saying no. Then Squidward said, "Can't you say anything else but no?" The shell said "Try asking again." Squidward asked again. At this time, look closely, when it zooms in on the shell when it says no, it shows SpongeBob's arm holding the shell, not Squidward's.
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- In "Club SpongeBob," Squidward breaks the fourth wall by saying every 11 minutes of his life are full of misery. He's referring to the length of the episode.
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- If SpongeBob took his eyes off the flower, couldn't he have just moved the watering can right next to the flower so he could get it without keeping his eyes off the flower?
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- In this episode, Squidward hated flowers, but he was seen growing flowers in many other episodes.
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- If Patrick and SpongeBob were stuck in the treehouse for three days, wouldn't Mr. Krabs know that SpongeBob was missing?
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- When the park ranger comes in, he cuts the kelp like wallpaper and cuts directly down. If the kelp grows upward, doesn't he have to cut sideways?
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- When SpongeBob and Patrick back up the picnic table, there is a chicken and the hamburgers are very small compared to the closest one, and when Patrick asks if Squidward can eat something, the chicken is gone and the hamburgers are normal size.
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- In "Club SpongeBob," after all the picnic supplies fall, the tent is on the left, but when Squidward approaches them, it is on the right, and there was only one picnic table.
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- When SpongeBob and Patrick were eating all the food, why didn't Squidward just grab some? And not only that, but if the magic conch kept telling Squidward he couldn't have anything to eat, why didn't he just pretend it said "yes?"
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- In "Club SpongeBob," when Squidward says, "I'm stuck with SpongeBob and Patrick," you see SpongeBob and Patrick waving and holding hands. This was one of the first signs that they might be gay.
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- The Narrator Never said What Happened To The Forest Ranger, Spongebob, Patrick And Squidward in Club Spongebob or how they got out and Survived The Kelp Forest.
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- Mr. Krabs claims to have spent his first dollar, but in "Wet Painters," he still has it.
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- Patrick's board expands when he tries to get into the hat store.
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- When all the food falls out of the sky, a fire drops down. That's the only shot you see it in. In addition to that, some food appears and disappears from shot to shot.
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- In "My Pretty Seahorse" Patrick's rock house has no depth. "Home Sweet Pineapple" "The Idiot Box" and this are the only episodes to have that.
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- In episode 17,(Arrhg!;Rock Bottom) To the far east was rock bottom, in epsisode 5, (Pizza Delivery; Home Sweet Pineaple)
  to the far east it was rockey summit, (Or what ever it is!)
  Now it's the kelp Forest.
  Weird
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- Squid went to work past Pat's house, but in JOB he went past Sponge's house.
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- [The Bike and Hat Mistake] After Squidward Goes Up in the tree house and pulls it down, The Hat And Bike Are Missing.
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- Old Man Jenkins Looks WAY different than in "Sailor Mouth".
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- Scooter was seen in "My Pretty Seahorse",remember Scooter died in "Bubble Buddy"
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- When we first saw the spaghetti on the table in the cartoon "CLUB SPONGEBOB",it was white.When we see it again,it's light red.
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- Did you notice that In 'My Pretty Seahorse', When Mr. Krabs was telling Spongebob the story about his first dollar, the box that Mystery hid in inside the Kitchen, well, mysteriously, disappeared from the background?
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- In Club Spongebob, Squidward leaves to go to work, but leaves his front door open. Later, when Squidward is trying to get out of the club house by pulling on the vine you see that the front door is closed.
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- In My Pretty Seahorse the gill is on the wrong side of the room
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- In "My Pretty Seahorse", Mystery eats SpongeBob's Krusty Krab Hat. In no less than a second later, the hat is back to all of its' pieces and no holes on it.
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- In "Club SpongeBob," Squidward drops his hat and bike to go up in the club. Later, the hat's gone.
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- In My Pretty Seahorse Episode, Spongebob dropped his hat at the end of the episode. later on,It's gone.
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- Squidward was riding his bike to work but in the episode "Dying For Pie" Squidward had a boat that he drove to work.
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- SpongeBob: Woh, wook! Wit's Widward! (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh) Widward's woing to work!
  Patrick: Where...does he work? Wat the Wusty Wab? (both laugh loudly)
  Squidward: What, is that some sort of secret code?
  SpongeBob: We can't tell you because you're not a member of our club!
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- Squidward: SpongeBob, in case you've forgetten, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, the customer gets the food. We do that for forty years and then we die.
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- SpongeBob: Well, since you're here, Squidward, we'll give you the new member initiation! Ready, Patrick?
  Patrick: Ready!
  SpongeBob & Patrick: Welcome to our club,
  Welcome to our club,
  Welcome Squidward,
  Welcome Squidward,
  Welcome Squidward,
  Welcome Squidward,
  Welcome Squidward...
  Squidward: SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLES!!!
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- SpongeBob: Squidward! Are you questioning the authority of the magic conch! The conch is the one who gave us this banquet.
  Squidward: Of course not! I love this piece of plastic!
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- (SpongeBob is knelt over an ill Mystery)
  SpongeBob: Mystery got a bellyache from eating Krabby Patties, so I made her a bicarbonate soda.
  (Mystery burps up Old Man Jenkins)
  Old Man Jenkins: What did I miss?
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- (customers complaining about not getting food)
  First Male Fish: Where's our food?
  Second Male Fish: I'm so hungry!
  Female Fish: This is my only lunch hour!
  Third Male Fish: Where's Old Man Jenkins?
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- SpongeBob: Her name is Mystery.
  Mr. Krabs: You're a mystery, SpongeBob.
  SpongeBob: (laughs) Oh, Mr. Krabs...
  Mr. Krabs: Get rid of her.
  SpongeBob: Huh? Oh, I knew I should've named her Debbie!
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- Squidward: I'll have you know, I happen to be a member of many exclusive clubs all across the sea bottom.
  Patrick: What did he say?
  SpongeBob: I don't know; something about his nose.
  Patrick: Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in.
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- Squidward: (cries) Hey, who left this bowl of onions here?
  (later)
  Squidward: (cries) Would you get out of here? (to onions)
  (later)
  Customer: (cries, then Squidward is shown with the onions) Hey!
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- Mr. Krabs: The point is, son, sometimes you have to set things free, even though you don't want to. Look at her, she misses the wide open spaces, the kitchen is no place for a wild horse!
  Guest: Ble-
  SpongeBob: I understand, Mr. Krabs.
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- SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, still riding on a machine, I see.
  Squidward: Don't say anything, Squidward. Remember your Karma.
  (biker trips and falls)
  Squidward: Do woo ah waaaaa!!! (explosion)
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- SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward, isn't it a lovely day?
  Squidward: Hun.
  SpongeBob: Did you say hello to the flowers yet?
  Squidward: Hello.
  (the flowers hiss)
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- Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
  Magic Conch: No.
  Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
  Magic Conch: No.
  Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
  Magic Conch: No.
  Squidward: Can you say anything but no?
  Magic Conch: Please try asking again?
  Squidward: Can I have something to eat?
  Magic Conch: (sassy-like) No.
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- Squidward: Hey, you guys got it all wrong this little piece of plastic.
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- Squidward: How it's going over there at club shell-for-brains? I wonder what's on the menu for club Squidward. (squishes nearby bug)
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- Mr. Krabs: It's either you or Mystery.
  SpongeBob: I knew I should have named her Debbie.
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- Spongebob: (Puts a Krabby Patty on a tray by the window.) Order up!
  (Mystery comes and eats the patty without anyone noticing.)
  Squidward: (Seeing nothing on the tray.) Spongebob, where's my order?
  Spongebob: Did you check under the tray?
  Squidward: Oh, no I didn't. Sorry. (Checks under tray.)
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- Squidward: (While on his bike) Don't say anything Squidward, remember your Karma... (Squidward's bike hits a rock and goes tumbling down the side of a cliff. There is a nuclear explosion.)
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- Spongebob: (Takes Mystery outside) Your free. Mr. Krabs is right, You belong in the wild. (Turns around, holding back tears)(Mystery gallops off)
  Spongebob: Well what are you waiting for, can't you see I don't want you anymore? (Patrick Walks up)
  Spongebob: Just get out of here you stupid, dumb animal! (Patrick walks off, Spongebob turns around, and sees Mystery is gone)
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- SpongeBob & Patrick: ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH! (Victory screech)
  Squidward: Yeah, yeah. Woobaloobaloobaloo....
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- Spongebob: I've decided to name her Mystery. On the other hand she's also very graceful and majestic. Perhaps I'll call her Grace or Majesty...or Debbie.
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- SpongeBob: Magic Conch shell, will I ever get married?
  Conch shell: Maybe someday.
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- Scooter's Friend: Help! Kiddie ride on the loose!
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- Squidward: Well, this is the end.
  SpongeBob: No, it's not, Squidward.
  Patrick: (After building coffins for SpongeBob, Squidward and himself saying "R.I.P.") It's not?
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- SpongeBob: Why don't you ask the Magic Conch?
  Squidward: Oh, yeah! That'll happen. Right after I consult the magic toe nail.
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- Scooter: I can't find the coin slot, wait, here it is! (Mystery squeals and kicks Scooter) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!
  BOOOOM!
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- Mr. Krabs: Squidward! What's the meaning of all this?!
  Squidward: Why don't you ask Cowbob Ranchpants and his trusty companion Sir Eatsalot?
  Mr Krabs: Spongebob! What's the meaning all these nicknames?!
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- Lady: Wow! (Sees the clubhouse in the air)
  Man: Make a wish honey.
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- Squidward: Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?
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- Squidward: Looks like someone had an after-dinner salad! (Shows almost all of the money gone inside vault)
  Mr. Krabs: GET THAT SEAHORSE! (SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs run into wild)
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- Mr. Krabs: What's going on in here?
  Spongebob: I was just doing my imitation of Mystery.
  Uh Wee-Snaw
  Mr.Krabs: ...Well keep workin' on it! That was terrible.
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- Patrick: The conch knows all!!
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- Spongebob: Come one, don't be afraid. I'm just a talking sponge is all.
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- SpongeBob: Mystery, you ate my hat! (gasp) Mystery, you ate my spatula! You ate all the Krabby Patties! YOU ATE THE STOVE! You ate Old Man Jenkins!
  Old Man Jenkins: (in Mystery) I don't wanna be a burden!
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- SpongeBob: This copyrighted conch is the cornerstone of our organization.
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- Squidward: As if the answers for all your problems would fall right out of the sky! Fall right out of the sky
  Pilot: Dude, we're falling right out of the sky! We gotta drop the load!
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- Spongebob: Squidward it could be worse.
  Patrick: Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.
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- SpongeBob: I better call the doctor. 'Cause I got Spring fever!
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- Patrick: Can Squidward eat this yummy, delicious sandwich?
  Conch Shell: No.
  Patrick: Can I eat this yummy, delicious sandwich?
  Yes.
  Patrick: All right!
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- Fish Ranger: Okay, Magic Conch. What should we do now?
  Magic Conch: Nothing.
  Fish Ranger, SpongeBob & Patrick: ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!
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- Squidward: Well this is stupid, there's no room in here!
  Patrick: That's what we've been trying to tell you.
  SpongeBob: We've been stuck up here for 3 days.
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NOTES (17)
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- Both Squidward and Scooter somehow explode when they hit the ground in "My Pretty Seahorse."
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- This is the first time SpongeBob and Patrick make a club.
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- This is the first time in the series that SpongeBob found a seahorse.
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- We learn that the magic conch doesn't let Squidward eat.
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- Sandy did not appear in either "My Pretty Seahorse" or "Club SpongeBob."
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- Character Debut(s): Mystery the Seahorse, Magic Conch voice, Couple in the Forest.
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- Gary and Plankton do not appear in this episode.
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- This is the first direct-to-video episode of SpongeBob.
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- Mr. Krabs does not appear in "Club SpongeBob."
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- We see a tall plant next to Squidward's house in Club Spongebob. We never see it again.
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- Squidward's second bike accident. First one was in Jellyfishing.
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- 2nd time Patrick's mouth acts like a vacuum. (1st was in "Grandma's Kisses.")
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- "Club SpongeBob" was first aired on the "SpongeBuddies" VHS and DVD.
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- My Pretty Seahorse was like the episode of Pokemon, "Wings N' Things," when Zachary's Yanma destroys all the glass in town, and Zachary must release Yanma, and when he goes back to get him, it's gone, so Ash, Brock and Misty chase after it.
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- In "My Pretty Seahorse" Spongebob said Patrick was making him a fence, we later see patrick with a board in his head.
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- DVDs these episodes are on:
  
  Club SpongeBob: Nautical Nonsense And Sponge Buddies,
  My Pretty Seahorse: Halloween.
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- This and "Club SpongeBob" air 120 days after the videos come out.
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ALLUSIONS (8)
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- The Little Mermaid
  The scene where SpongeBob imanges himself riding the sea horse and wearing a red wig is a spoof of Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
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- Magic Conch
  The Magic Conch is a pun off the "Magic 8 Ball" toy.
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- Dances With Wolves
  The scene where SpongeBob is deciding what to name the sea horse while sitting against a rock with a notebook is likely a take-off on Dances With Wolves.
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- Nude Portrait
  The scene where Mystery paints a nude portrait of SpongeBob is a reference to the scene in the 1997 film Titanic in which Jack paints a nude portrait of Rose.
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- Plot: Club Spongebob
  "Club Spongebob" is a spoof of the classic novel Lord of the Flies. It's about a bunch of schoolboys that end up stranded on a deserted island after a plane crash. They end up fending for themselves and considers a conch shell as a symbol that brought these boys together (order).
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- Mr. Krabs: David H. Jones!
  A reference to the sparsely known pirate captain from the 1600's.
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- Title: My Pretty Seahorse
  This title is a parody of the toon "My Pretty Pony."
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- Squidward: And his companion Sir Eatsalot!
  Sir Eatsalot is based after the show Sir Lancelot, which aired from September 1957 until June 1958.
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