Plankton: You don't know what it's like to be a loser.
SpongeBob: Aw, gee, Plankton, I think you're a winner.
Plankton: Wha... what did you say?
SpongeBob: I said you were a...
Citizens of Bikini Bottom: LOSER!!!
Squidward: How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Bikini Bottom, Plankton? It hurts, doesn't it? I know!
Cop: Yeah, and for running you out, we're going to make this kid "Honorary Town Rookie of the Day."
Citizens of Bikini Bottom: (singing) For he's a jolly good rookie, for he's a jolly good rookie, for he's a jolly good rookie...
(SpongeBob flies up in the air)
SpongeBob: (thinking) I bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn't be such a meanie.
(SpongeBob flies down)
Crowd: Which nobody... whatever...