Squidward: (yawns, then sighs) No one, not even your parents, would want to see that.
(hippo bubble pops)
Squidward: What the people want is culture! Not dancing bubbles.
Spongebob: OK, I get it. Don't worry, Squidward, I'm going to come up with the most cultured act ev-ah!
Squidward: I can hardly wait. Phew, the only culture that guy has is in his tennis shoes. Tennis shoes. (laughs) I crack myself up.
SpongeBob: Wow! A full house! (gasps) There's Mom and Dad! They are gonna be so proud!
Mr. Krabs: Hello, I'm Mr. Krabs, and I like money.
SpongeBob: I gotta get ready!