SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 1 Episode 10

Culture Shock / F.U.N.

Aired Weekdays 5:30 PM Sep 18, 1999 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • Squidward: Alright, people, listen up. Gather around, everyone, chop-chop. Now, you may be thinking this is your one shot at the big time. Well, it's not. It's mine.
      SpongeBob: Hey, Squid! How about this for the show? The Amazing Mister Absorbency!
      (absorbs water)
      SpongeBob: Ta-da!
      (absorbs more water)
      SpongeBob: (muffled voice) Ta-da!
      Squidward: No one wants to watch you engorge yourself.
      SpongeBob: Please, Squidward let me be in the show. I'll do anything, anything, anything!
      Squidward: So you really want to be in the show?
      SpongeBob: Oh, yes!
      Squidward: Okay, you get to mop up afterwards, now will you stop bugging me?
      SpongeBob: So... this is what it feels like, the big time. With this mop, I shape my destiny!