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1,000 Reasons why we hate Mr Krabs

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    JustinDWalker

    [81]Oct 21, 2009
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    spongebobfan200 wrote:

    221.Too many Mr. Krabs hate threads! 222.You hate Mr. Krabs a little TOO much. 223.Mr. Krabs is a jerk, but loves Pearl as much as he loves money. 224.Ruined Spongebob's character by accidently forgetting he had a stupid time in his stupid pants. And refused to donate to the childrens fund in Can You Spare a Dime.

    Lock this thread! We've taken it WAY too far.

    224 should be split into 2 parts

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    HaydenAvery

    [82]Oct 22, 2009
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    232. he wouldnt pay for a fan that would keep his employees cool.

    233. he thinks eleventy seven is a number.

    234. the 50 reasons why we like mr krabs will never catch up with this thread.
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    JustinDWalker

    [83]Oct 22, 2009
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    HaydenAvery wrote:
    the 50 reasons why we like mr krabs will never catch up with this thread.

    That's thy it is "50" not "500"

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    CDCB

    [84]Oct 22, 2009
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    235. He knows bad words
    236. He fired SpongeBob in Karate Choppers
    237. He named his worm Mr. Doodles
    238. He said, "What the flim flam?"
    239. He got pennies stuck in his nostrils which you never see again
    240. He said they looked sad
    241. He made pus come out of SpongeBob's swollen thumb by removing a splinter
    242. He does the worst fake Italian accent
    243. He has so many reasons to be hated that this thread was created
    244. Because of that, the sentence I just wrote rhymed
    245. He tried to find SpongeBob's "penny" after SpongeBob said there was no penny
    246. His nose became straight in part of "Sleepytime"
    247. I was able to get our list to 247
    248. He called SpongeBob a "kid"
    249. He asked SpongeBob, "You understandager?"
    250. He said to SpongeBob that they'd call it a "kidager"
    251. He let people call SpongeBob a goofball
    252. He let SpongeBob get called a wing nut
    253. He allowed people to call SpongeBob a Knucklehead Mc. Spazatron
    254. He got frozen
    255. He has crying moments
    256. He held onto his cash register during a hurricane instead of trying to find shelter
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    HaydenAvery

    [85]Oct 23, 2009
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    257. he didnt let spongebob be manager of kc 2.

    258. he always fires patrick

    259. im not going to buy his new BK toy

    260. thinking about all hes done makes me sick
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    CDCB

    [86]Nov 3, 2009
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    261. He's sweaty

    262. He has a bad Italian accent

    263. He scared Plankton when he was naked

    264. He threw Plankton into the Chum Bucket spinning on a plate

    265. He squashed Plankton numerous times

    266. He threw Plankton on nothing

    267. He made Plankton cry on several occasions

    268. He made Plankton pay him in "Welcome to the Chum Bucket"

    269. He isn't purple

    270. He isn't any other color besides red

    271. He has bad breath

    272. He hasn't brushed his teeth in a long time

    273. He has too much junk on his walls

    274. He has a pet worm

    275. He doesn't know how to be cool

    276. He, as a baby, hit Plankton with the bottle that contains the Krabby Patty formula

    277. He told SpongeBob to never tell anyone the Krabby Patty formula

    278. He's never generous

    279. He made the motto of the Krusty Krab "P.O.O.P., meaning, 'People Order Our Patties.'"

    280. He has a big "poop deck"

    281. He spits when he laughs

    282. He freaked out over a dime

    283. He's been in business a long time

    284. He sold the Krusty Krab to Howard Blandy

    285. He signed the contract

    286. He did this all for the money and the retirement

    287. He went to a fish hook museum

    288. He drooled

    289. In "One Krabs' Trash," he drooled a waterfall of drool

    290. He let Howard Blandy change the name of the Krusty Krab to "Krabby O' Monday's"

    291. He destroyed it afterwards

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    woahwoah678

    [87]Nov 11, 2009
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    292.He was too cheap to hire a security guard

    293.And hired Patrick when he's not even one.

    294.He charged the Patties for the Annverserly

    295.He gave Spongebob cents to decorate

    296.And decorations don't cost that much

    297.Threw Plankton at his wall many times

    298.Pays Squidward for everything he does

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    HaydenAvery

    [88]Nov 11, 2009
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    299. spies on everyone with screens

    300. made the prices for the anniversary over 30 bucks!

    301. when sb gave him back all the moneyhe said "thats it?"

    302. he thought oh krusty krab sng was dopey.

    303. he called the times when akrabby patty cost a dime dark times.

    304. pretended to be a doctor in commercial to raise sales
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    CDCB

    [89]Nov 11, 2009
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    305. He has so many reasons to hate him that this thread is still running

    306. He worships Howard Blandy

    307. He cried like a weirdo in "Born Again Krabs"

    308. He whined in that same episode

    309. He made a cameo in the live-action movie, "Alvin and the Chipmunks"

    310. He has a weird laugh

    311. He's addicted to the Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt board game

    312. He wouldn't let SpongeBob go to bed

    313. He made gas the security system for the Krusty Krab

    314. He has the world's smallest violin

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    HaydenAvery

    [90]Nov 12, 2009
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    315. he possibly fired spongebob in model sponge.

    316. he doesnt clean his grease trap.

    317. and made spongebob do it

    318. hes going to put the unhealty stuff in his food

    319. and try to be better then plankton for the umpteenth

    320. hes far more evil then plankton

    321. and should not win every time

    322. the theme song featuring him sucked
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    CDCB

    [91]Nov 19, 2009
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    323. He has destroyed or damaged the Krusty Krab many times
    324. Once in "Dying for Pie"
    325. Once in "Squeeky Boots"
    326. Once in "Selling Out"
    327. Once in "Truth or Square"
    328. He made SpongeBob use his flight abilities to clean his garage
    329. And the recyclables
    330. His last name is spelled with a "k"
    331. He spells "Krusty Krab" with "k's"
    332. He spells "Krabby Patty" with a "k"
    333. He spells practically everything with a "k"
    334. He's broken both of his legs
    335. He's burped before
    336. He doesn't live in a pineapple
    337. Or an Easter Island Head
    338. Or under a rock
    339. Or in the city
    340. Or on the streets
    341. Or in the Kelp Forest
    342. Heck, he hasn't even seen the Kelp Forest
    343. He doesn't live in a regular house
    344. He lives underwater
    345. And not on land
    346. When everyone was shown on land in "Pressure," his puppet looked very unrealistic
    347. We've probably repeated a lot of stuff by this point
    348. He tried to take away Plankton's customer
    349. He was mean to Plankton in the first place
    350. He left his blinker on
    351. He let us see his arm fall off while he walked away
    352. He's fallen appart on numerous occasions
    353. He still continues to do so to this day
    354. You never find out about how come he has a daughter but no wife
    355. He was mean to SpongeBob at first in "Help Wanted"
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    SpongeSebastian

    [92]Nov 21, 2009
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    356. He called a boy scout a "snot-nosed little..."
    357. He told the police in "Nasty Patty" that SpongeBob committed the murder.
    358. He wears curlers to bed.
    359. He was part of the jeering crowd at SpongeBob's fake wedding.
    360. He ordered SpongeBob to get rid of Mystery.
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    spongebobfan200

    [93]Jan 4, 2010
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    361. He called pets filthy even though HE HAS a pet
    Edited on 01/04/2010 10:51am
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    iheartperry

    [94]Jan 4, 2010
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    362. He's red, which is the color or the devil, which is evil

    363. He thinks it's ok to steal

    364. He has a desire for Mrs. Puff's hair curlers. WTF???????????????????????????????????

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    tweenboy

    [95]Jan 4, 2010
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    spongebobfan200 wrote:
    361. He called pets filthy even though HE HAS a pet

    Why did you bump this thread?We have enough threads going on.
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    webizoid345

    [96]Jan 4, 2010
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    365.HE has a barrel property of someone elses.
    366.He's so cheap he can't PAY attention.
    367.Gets mad at Spongebob when he's two minutes late for work.

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    futuramarama

    [97]Jan 4, 2010
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    spongebobfan200 wrote:
    361. He called pets filthy even though HE HAS a pet

    Whose to say he likes his pet?

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    iheartperry

    [98]Jan 4, 2010
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    368. His poop deck is too big

    369. He gets frickin angry when ppl dont buy re-fills

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    webizoid345

    [99]Jan 5, 2010
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    370.He doesn't make his refills free.
    371.Or anything else for that matter.
    372.Tried to steal a rare and expensive soda-drinking hat from Spongebob.
    373.His chest is too hairy. :sick:
    374.Has an ugly worm.
    375.Cant pay a hospital bill.
    376.Would do anything for money.
    377.Or to see money.
    379.Or to touch money.
    380.Or to SMELL money.
    381.Or to DATE money.
    382.Or to MARRY money
    383.Or to think of money.
    384.Or to pet money.
    385.Or to TALK to money.
    386.But not to taste money.
    387.Or not to eat money.
    388.Hs a stupid looking nightgown.
    389.Hates Golf.
    390.Finds Hook museums boring.

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    iheartperry

    [100]Jan 5, 2010
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    391. He's really mean to Plankton

    392. He thinks his restauraunt is sooo great

    393. He's concieted as all hell394. He won't give his employees a raise

    395. He charged Squiddy for breathing at the cash register!!!!!

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