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420. He wanted to pop Bubble Buddy
421. He has a "Nickel Buddy"
422. He made a dollar out of snow
423. He used a phony mustache, the oldest disguise in the book
424. He freaks out when money is dropped in an operating blender
425. He gave Plankton a fruitcake as a Christmas gift
426. He made SpongeBob fight against Patrick
427. He freaked out when his cash register was almost destroyed, yet in one episode he ripped it off of the support thing
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449. He likes Mrs. Puff.
450. He had his zipper undone.
451. He raider his mom's dresser for her underwear.
452. He sniffed the change out of a customer's back pocket in a really wrong-looking way.
453. He's gotten into legal trouble before over silly things.
454. He's an old man.
456. We hate him so much that we're going to at least try to get to 500 before considering it "dead."
457. He made Squidward take a photo of him holding up a dollar.
458. He made Plankton float up towards the surface when he bought him a balloon for a penny.
459. He has weird things to ward off ghosts.
460. He's never met Mr. Magic.
461. He has fake windows in his office.
462. When he regained consciousness thanks to a piece of paper money, the first thing that crossed his mind was whether or not it was a $20 bill.
463. The letters in his last name can be rearranged to read "barKs."
464. He wasn't aware that Plankton spies on his mother.
465. He said bad things about his mother.
466. He has long, tall eyes.
467. He spits when he laughs.
468. He gave Gary his shell.
469. He ripped his old Navy shirt.
470. He did that because he's fat.
471. He molted.
472. He taped his millionth dollar to his butt.
473. He calls his butt his "poopdeck."
474. He's a crustacean.
475. He has a racecar bed.
476. All throughout his old room in his mother's house are little boy-ish items.
477. He sang Pearl a lame birthday song.
478. When he did that, he embarrassed her in front of her friends.
479. He also used the phrase, "I'll spit in your eye."
480. We only have 20 more reasons to go.
484. He keeps the Krusty Krab open for 23 hours (according to Fear of a Krabby Patty).
485. He sat on a whoopie cushion.
486. He has a robot version of himself.
487. He doesn't know the first thing about generosity.
488. He hasn't heard of a bank.
489. He keeps the Krabby Patty formula under his mattress.
490. He burnt down a wooden carving of SpongeBob.
491. He threatened to clean SpongeBob's "platter."
492. His poop deck is too big
493. He owns a place that is krusty
494. He called Squidward SquidWART
495. When he was little, his body was round and his eyes were too big
496. His laugh sounds like he's choking
497. His feet look like triangles
498. When he walks it sounds retarded
499. I'm sick of making up dumb reasons
500. THIS IS THE 500th REASON!!!