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1,000 Reasons why we hate Mr Krabs

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    DC-Dude

    [161]Apr 28, 2010
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    603. He couldn't think of anything more creative than "Zed-dash-niner-niner"


    604. Because he spells his own name wrong- CRABS, not KRABS.


    Edited on 04/28/2010 3:12pm
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    CDCB

    [162]May 2, 2010
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    605. This thread is still running


    606. I wanted to post here again


    607. He has a weird nose


    608. And it's brown


    609. And bumpy


    610. Like a type of French Fry


    611. Like he sells at the Krusty Krab


    612. The last few things made little sense


    613. He made a random customer smell his armpit (SB comic)


    614. He smelled like baby photos (SB comic)


    615. And shoes (SB comic)


    616. He doesn't have a nose when he molts


    617. He's been subject to many animation goofs in the past


    618. He cursed in the SpongeBob movie


    619. And he didn't get into trouble


    620. Heck, he's done a lot of things that he didn't get into trouble for doing


    621. His last name in reverse is Sbark


    622. It sounds like bark


    623. And shark


    624. And ark


    625. And park


    626. And flajibibbidabillionark


    627. The above word was one I just made up

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    TVroundtheclock

    [163]May 3, 2010
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    628. he's a bit fat
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    spongebobfan200

    [164]May 4, 2010
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    629.His shell is red.
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    CDCB

    [165]May 7, 2010
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    630. He stole Smitty Werben Jiggar Man Jenson's #1 soda-drinking hat


    631. While doing so, he pulled the skull off of Smitty's skeleton


    632. He destroyed a bunch of skeltons


    633. Including Smitty's


    634. He scared a graveyard snail


    635. He destroyed SpongeBob's house (The Slumber Party)


    636. He didn't realize it


    637. And he didn't apologize


    638. He tries to make the items in the Krusty Krab sound fancy in the training video when they're really just ordinary everyday resturant items


    639. He tried to fight Hans' fork with a french fry


    640. He broke his left leg


    641. And his right leg


    642. He put bandages around them


    643. Which disappeared into thin air


    644. He "ain't afraid of no ghosts"


    645. When he really is


    646. He lied about it in the newspaper


    647. And got away with it


    648. Without even the least bit of a scolding


    649. By the police


    650. Or Squidward


    651. Or Fred


    652. Or Scooter


    653. Or Mrs. Puff


    654. Or Plankton


    656. Or Mama Krabs


    657. Or anyone else

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    openyourp

    [166]May 10, 2010
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    658 hes cheap


    659 he is too old


    660 he sold his soul in money talks

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    spongebobfan200

    [167]May 10, 2010
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    661. He has no life.
    662. Cuz' money is his life.
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    TVroundtheclock

    [168]May 11, 2010
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    663. He not really nice to squidward
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    woahwoah678

    [169]May 29, 2010
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    664.He created the motto "Krabby Patties Are Fum".


    665.Which is so stupid because it barley ryhmes


    666.He scared Plankton in One Coarse Meal


    667He copied a hotel's and Chum Bucket's slogan


    668.He forced a customer to buy something in Chum Caverns


    669.And sabatoged the Chum Caverns


    670.This forum proves he's the worst character of the show.

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    LukeJames525

    [170]May 31, 2010
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    671.He bathes in money.
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    spongebobfan200

    [171]Jun 3, 2010
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    672.Everybody hates Mr. Krabs
    673.Ate Spongebob pizza
    674.Doesn't spend his money
    675.Not helpful
    676.Made Plankton a wuss while dressing like Pearl
    677.Gives Spongebob Wacky Bucks
    678.He never pays Squidward
    679.Or Spongebob
    680.Says money 1,000,000,000,000,000 times a day
    681.Flirts with money
    682.Has a mattress
    683.He doesn't give me pizza
    684.He doesn't have Facebook
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    LukeJames525

    [172]Jun 4, 2010
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    685. He's a bad father.
    686. He bet Spongebob in a card game.
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    TVroundtheclock

    [173]Jun 5, 2010
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    687. he only fills in money when he is doing a crossword
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    woahwoah678

    [174]Jun 22, 2010
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    spongebobfan200 wrote:
    672.Everybody hates Mr. Krabs 673.Ate Spongebob pizza 674.Doesn't spend his money 675.Not helpful 676.Made Plankton a wuss while dressing like Pearl 677.Gives Spongebob Wacky Bucks 678.He never pays Squidward 679.Or Spongebob 680.Says money 1,000,000,000,000,000 times a day 681.Flirts with money 682.Has a mattress 683.He doesn't give me pizza 684.He doesn't have Facebook
    Who cares about having a Facebook(No offense)


    685.He broke the law a lot of times by...


    686.Making Counterfiet money


    687.Stole food


    688.Poisioned every one of his customers


    689.And made a secret Krusty Krab when they were illiegal.


    690.This forum has more than 500 reasons.


    691.He's so greedy.


    692.He'll be mad when he sees this forum.

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    LukeJames525

    [175]Jun 22, 2010
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    693. He lied about how he and Plankton's friendship was ruined.
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    TVroundtheclock

    [176]Jun 23, 2010
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    694. he couldnt stop plankton in SB the movie

    btw. what episode are you talking about LukeJames?
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    spongebobfan200

    [177]Jun 23, 2010
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    695. He's old
    696. Hates raising his heating bills
    697. He got a toaster for $32.50
    698. He hates golf
    699. Looked inside Gary's shell for a penny
    700. He has multiple chins cuz' he's "Olllllllllllddddd"
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    TVroundtheclock

    [178]Jun 23, 2010
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    701. he dances very very weird
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    LukeJames525

    [179]Jun 23, 2010
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    "Friend or Foe".

    702. He has no friends.
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    TVroundtheclock

    [180]Jun 24, 2010
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    LukeJames525 wrote:
    "Friend or Foe".

    702. He has no friends.


    now i remember

    703. he made pearl cry
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