603. He couldn't think of anything more creative than "Zed-dash-niner-niner"
604. Because he spells his own name wrong- CRABS, not KRABS.
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605. This thread is still running
606. I wanted to post here again
607. He has a weird nose
608. And it's brown
609. And bumpy
610. Like a type of French Fry
611. Like he sells at the Krusty Krab
612. The last few things made little sense
613. He made a random customer smell his armpit (SB comic)
614. He smelled like baby photos (SB comic)
615. And shoes (SB comic)
616. He doesn't have a nose when he molts
617. He's been subject to many animation goofs in the past
618. He cursed in the SpongeBob movie
619. And he didn't get into trouble
620. Heck, he's done a lot of things that he didn't get into trouble for doing
621. His last name in reverse is Sbark
622. It sounds like bark
623. And shark
624. And ark
625. And park
626. And flajibibbidabillionark
627. The above word was one I just made up
630. He stole Smitty Werben Jiggar Man Jenson's #1 soda-drinking hat
631. While doing so, he pulled the skull off of Smitty's skeleton
632. He destroyed a bunch of skeltons
633. Including Smitty's
634. He scared a graveyard snail
635. He destroyed SpongeBob's house (The Slumber Party)
636. He didn't realize it
637. And he didn't apologize
638. He tries to make the items in the Krusty Krab sound fancy in the training video when they're really just ordinary everyday resturant items
639. He tried to fight Hans' fork with a french fry
640. He broke his left leg
641. And his right leg
642. He put bandages around them
643. Which disappeared into thin air
644. He "ain't afraid of no ghosts"
645. When he really is
646. He lied about it in the newspaper
647. And got away with it
648. Without even the least bit of a scolding
649. By the police
650. Or Squidward
651. Or Fred
652. Or Scooter
653. Or Mrs. Puff
654. Or Plankton
656. Or Mama Krabs
657. Or anyone else
664.He created the motto "Krabby Patties Are Fum".
665.Which is so stupid because it barley ryhmes
666.He scared Plankton in One Coarse Meal
667He copied a hotel's and Chum Bucket's slogan
668.He forced a customer to buy something in Chum Caverns
669.And sabatoged the Chum Caverns
670.This forum proves he's the worst character of the show.
|672.Everybody hates Mr. Krabs 673.Ate Spongebob pizza 674.Doesn't spend his money 675.Not helpful 676.Made Plankton a wuss while dressing like Pearl 677.Gives Spongebob Wacky Bucks 678.He never pays Squidward 679.Or Spongebob 680.Says money 1,000,000,000,000,000 times a day 681.Flirts with money 682.Has a mattress 683.He doesn't give me pizza 684.He doesn't have Facebook|
685.He broke the law a lot of times by...
686.Making Counterfiet money
688.Poisioned every one of his customers
689.And made a secret Krusty Krab when they were illiegal.
690.This forum has more than 500 reasons.
691.He's so greedy.
692.He'll be mad when he sees this forum.