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101 things we have learned from Spongebob

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    higuyasha115

    [1]Apr 9, 2011
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    1) Spongebob's first words were, "May I take your order?"


    2) Patrick once ate some roast beef, some chicken, and a pizza three times in a day.


    3) Squidward's father loved him very much.


    4) Robots can't love.


    5) You can get information from and ask questions to poop.

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    Hail-the-Whale

    [2]Apr 9, 2011
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    6. You don't need television if you have imaginaaaaation.

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    hurr05

    [3]Apr 10, 2011
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    7) remember, flatter the customer. make him FEEL good


    the only people who don't like krabby patties have NEVER TASTED ONE


    9) the krusty krab pizza is the pizza for you and me


    10) flatz likes to kick peoples' butts

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    4EverGreen

    [4]Apr 10, 2011
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    11. Spongebob doesn't have hair (or, DOES he?!)
    12. Plankton went to COLLEGE!
    13. Bubble blowing is all in the technique!
    14. Krabby Patties USUALLY cost $2.99, but on Wednesday, they're only $.99!
    15. Plankton=1% evil, 99% hot gas.
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    Scatkid

    [5]Apr 11, 2011
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    16. Snails sounds like cats
    17. Worms sounds like dogs
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    4EverGreen

    [6]Apr 12, 2011
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    18. Squidward doesn't wear pants.


    19. "Normal" people don't have craters or freckles, and they all work at a steady, monotonous pace.


    20. The only protection against a sea bear attack is to draw an anti-sea bear circle in the sand, and it HAS to be a circle!

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    futuramarama

    [7]Apr 13, 2011
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    21. F is for friends who do stuff together
    22. U is for you and me
    23. N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea
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    hurr05

    [8]Apr 14, 2011
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    24. Mr. Krabs bought his cash register when it was "just a wee calculator"

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    futuramarama

    [9]Apr 14, 2011
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    25. licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
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    4EverGreen

    [10]Apr 14, 2011
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    26. Young kids enjoy watching other people's misery!


    27. Gary has a record player inside of his snail sh-ell.


    28. Gary knows how to tie shoes, because he OWNS a pair of shoes for some weird reason!


    29. The only thing worse than winding up in a gift shop (for a sea creature) is ending up vacuum-packed inside a can of tuna, with nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise!


    30. There are 13 bad words you can say (if you're a sailor!) :O

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    futuramarama

    [11]Apr 14, 2011
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    31. if someone makes you believe you forgot the pickles, chances are they are under the person's tongue. always check there before you jump to conclusions


    32. Patrick's name is "NOT RICK!"


    33. Patrick's underpants were white when he bought them

    Edited on 04/14/2011 8:05pm
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    4EverGreen

    [12]Apr 15, 2011
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    34. Squidward smells NICE!


    35. It takes Plankton a REALLY long time to play a harmonica solo!

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    selena_cyrus16

    [13]Dec 22, 2013
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    36. Playing the clarinet badly, waving flashlights back and forth really fast, stomping around, eating cubed cheese, wearing sombreros in a goofy fashion, wearing clown shoes, wearing hoop skirts, and screeching like a chimpanzee are ways you can attract a sea bear.


    37. Sea bears hate running.


    38. Sea bears hate limping more than running.


    39.Sea bears hate crawling even more.



    Edited on 12/22/2013 3:11pm
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    mack9dizzy

    [14]Dec 27, 2013
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    40. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.


    41. Horseradish is not an Instrument either.

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    jegolas1973

    [15]Dec 29, 2013
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    42. Sandy is from Texas.


    43. Don't take the name of Texas in vain.


    44. Sandy has "big teeth" (overbite).


    45. Mr. Krabs is selfish, greedy, and cheap.


    46. Mr. Krabs abuses his customers and employees.

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    skbrettbug

    [16]Jan 2, 2014
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    47. It's not about this (circle), or this (square), but about this! (Heart)

    48. Sandy is a nerd.

    49. If you live in Bikini Bottom you don't know what a ten-gallon hat is.
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    4EverGreen

    [17]Feb 13, 2014
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    50. Spongebob can change his shape to look like Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Old Man Jenkins, Patrick, Sandy, and Mrs. Puff! (As seen in the episode segment, "Gone.") Laughing

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    Murvine_Taylor

    [18]Feb 27, 2014
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    51. Mrs. Puff is a big fat meanie.


    52. SpongeBob clucks like a chicken when he sees plaid.


    53. Mr. Krabs has an Afro.


    54. Patrick's stupidity varies.


    55. Squidward can be a jerk.


    56. It is sad when SpongeBob cries.


    57. Fred keeps hurting his leg.

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    jegolas1973

    [19]Mar 10, 2014
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    58. Squidward invented jellyfishing.

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    fsaenz0125

    [20]Mar 16, 2014
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    59. Patrick hates bread and wants it peeled (from Krusty Towers) (just like I do wiith sandwiches)
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