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500 reasons why the people of bikini bottom are jerks

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    nascaredsfan24

    [1]Jul 27, 2010
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    1.they laughed at spongebob just because he got kissed by his grandma


    2.they like seeing people getting hurt or even killed


    3.they are very impaitent


    4.they don't care about animals crossing the road,the yell or run them over.


    5.the prisoners arne't jerks,they are just idiots

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    Dumb_Dog_19

    [2]Jul 27, 2010
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    nascaredsfan24 wrote:


    1.they laughed at spongebob just because he got kissed by his grandma


    2.they like seeing people getting hurt or even killed


    3.they are very impaitent


    4.they don't care about animals crossing the road,the yell or run them over.


    5.the prisoners arne't jerks,they are just idiots



    Don't you think a few of those reasons are a little overboard.


    Anyways.


    6.they are somewhat idiots


    7.they leave their babies just to get krabby patties (remembering Truth or Square).


    8.they are mean to Squidward when the issue is Spongebob's or other people's faults.


    9.they only care about earth. not any other planet (in reference to Krab Borg)


    10.they made fun of spongebob's colorful patties before they even tried one and they became big.

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    cartoonies

    [3]Jul 30, 2010
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    11. They would enjoy eating Krabby Patties AND Chum even when they know Krabby Patties are the best.



    12. They all adore Craig Mammalton even though he's a jerk and should focus more on Larry the lobster instead.



    13. They teased Sandy after hearing SpongeBob's "Squirell Jokes"

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    woahwoah678

    [4]Aug 5, 2010
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    Of,course.THEY ARE JERKS!!!


    14.The cops are stupid and arrest people for no reason


    15.They insulted Sandy when she was naked


    16.They wouldn't hep Spongebob and Patrick when they were drowning


    17.A cop gave many tickets to Squidward with no proof


    18.They worship Mini-Squidward when he's a dummy.

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    edmasterchaos

    [5]Aug 5, 2010
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    19.- They make spongebob do everything for them once he can fly without as much as an apology from the fact that they doubted him. (But, hey, at least they didn't go the Marvel route! amirite?)
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    nascaredsfan24

    [6]Aug 9, 2010
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    20.They tresspass onto other peoples property and houses


    21.They threw squidward out of his own house


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    coolchris44

    [7]Aug 12, 2010
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    22. they wanted to tip over the lifeguard who did nothing wrong because they were mad because of all of the trouble bubble buddy caused.


    23 they were nicer to patrick when he was pretending to be patrica.


    24. they beat up an old man because spongebob said that "he's going to kick my butt"-without checking to see if it was the old man or not.

    Edited on 08/12/2010 7:57am
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    teenj12

    [8]Aug 13, 2010
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    coolchris44 wrote:

    22. they wanted to tip over the lifeguard who did nothing wrong because they were mad because of all of the trouble bubble buddy caused.


    23 they were nicer to patrick when he was pretending to be patrica.


    24. they beat up an old man because spongebob said that "he's going to kick my butt"-without checking to see if it was the old man or not.


    25.They threw tomato's at Squidward.
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    nascaredsfan24

    [9]Aug 15, 2010
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    26.when patrick made that bad song,they wanted to kill him.


    27.They tryed to kill squidward when he was taking to long making the krabby patties.

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    coolchris44

    [10]Aug 21, 2010
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    28 they told squidward he had no talent.


    29. the bus driver threw spongebob and patrick off the bus.

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    nascaredsfan24

    [11]Aug 21, 2010
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    30.they choose a highway over the lives of thousands of jellyfish.

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    nascaredsfan24

    [12]Sep 19, 2010
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    31.the cops give tickets for litering with no proof or giving them a chance to pick it up.

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    CDCB

    [13]Sep 21, 2010
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    32. They got mad at Giant Squidward just because he didn't say, "Bless you," after someone sneezed.

    33. One of them suggested that Squidward get size reduction surgery.
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    Rosspel

    [14]Sep 23, 2010
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    34. The cop has annoyed Squidward alot in ''Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful''.
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    CDCB

    [15]Sep 23, 2010
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    35. The cops arrested Squidward for impersonating a genius.

    36. One of them said "Wouldn't you like to kiss the seat of my pants?" to Mr. Krabs.

    37. They emphasize their hatred of Plankton to him in an extreme way.
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    Rosspel

    [16]Sep 28, 2010
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    38. They've been chasing Spongebob because of some wig.
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    CDCB

    [17]Sep 30, 2010
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    39. The police arrested SpongeBob for attempting to break into his own house.

    40. They also made him wear a pair of medieval handcuffs.

    41. They made fun of SpongeBob when he wanted to fly.

    42. Even when they had their own dreams.

    43. They also attempted to pop Bubble Buddy.

    44. Even though they had their own silly friends.

    45. Like Funny Muffler.

    46. And Boo Boo Keys.

    47. And even Nickel Buddy.
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    nascaredsfan24

    [18]Oct 22, 2010
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    48.The cops left spongebob and patrick to die in the desert just because they hated the highway.


    49.They cheered when gary nearly died in the snail race.


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    nascaredsfan24

    [19]Oct 23, 2010
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    50.That woman said the Krabby Patty her son was eating was old like Mr.Krabs.


    51.They yell at old people for being slow.


    52.They're babies.


    53.They're pigs when they eat krabby patties.


    54.They beat Mr.krabs up for the no refunds rule because they wanted to see patrick jump into those sharp things and probley die.


    55.They paid to see patrick fall of a box and break his nose or something,without helping him.


    56.They make kids eat 99 boxes of cereal to just get a cheap,junky toy.


    57.On boxes of cereal they make the toy offers say "free toy inside" when it says its a offer,the wordoffer is printed really small.

    Edited on 08/17/2011 2:12pm
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    Rosspel

    [20]Oct 24, 2010
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    58.They laughed at Spongebob and Patrick when they wanted to go water sliding.
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