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500 reasons why the people of bikini bottom are jerks

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    nascaredsfan24

    [41]Aug 16, 2011
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    101.They create sick (Yet hilarious)pranks such as exploding gum

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    nascaredsfan24

    [42]Aug 17, 2011
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    102.Those kids threw rocks at squidward when he wore a Salmon suit.


    103.That kid kicked squidward when he wore a Krabbydog suit.


    104.That woman kicked squidward when he wore a Krabby Patty suit.


    105.People made fun of Spongebob when he wore a Crab suit.


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    nascaredsfan24

    [43]Aug 17, 2011
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    106.They arrested Sandy and not Plankton for being naked in public because Plankton stole Sandy's fur,so she would be naked either way.


    107.They always blame Mrs.Puff for Spongebobs driving accidents and other things related to boating school.


    108.They belived Spongebob and thought Sandy was stupid from his "Squirrel jokes."


    109.Parents keep kids away from Sandy for the "Squirrel jokes" because they think they will catch stupitdy.


    110.They are freaked out by balded people when everyone (except for woman) is balded.

    Edited on 07/29/2013 1:26pm
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    nascaredsfan24

    [44]Aug 17, 2011
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    111.Kids think old people ruin everything.


    112.Those kids made fun of Spongebob for trying to dress up like a ghost,saying he looked like a matress when hes Square.


    113.No one could reconize Spongebob when he wore round pants and thought he moved or something.

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    chimanruler15

    [45]Sep 19, 2011
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    114. They arrested Sandy for showing public nudity once, yet they never did it when SpongeBob showed public nudity many times in the show. How does that make sense? Also, Squidward never wears pants, and Plankton never wears anything. Why aren't they arrested, too?

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    pajoe

    [46]Nov 9, 2011
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    115. They're are no actual locations. There's the Krusty Krab, The Bargin' Mart. That fancy place that's a ship in a bottle, The Toy Barrel, and Shady Oaks Rerirment Home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    OldManKrabs555

    [47]Nov 10, 2011
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    116. They don't mind eating Krabby Patties off the floor.


    117. They think that King Neptune's story of Triton was "a boring sob-story"


    118. No one cares about Squidward. What did he ever do?


    119. Pearl and her friends play pranks on Squidward.


    120. When the KK had a drive-thru, they gnawed on Squidward's head because they didn't get their food.


    121. The mayor of Bikini Bottom is also the mayor of New Kelp City, he's basically two-timing.

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    pajoe

    [48]Nov 10, 2011
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    122.They are all so darn stupid! They laugh at Sandy because she's dumb but in reality she' the smartest person there!

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    OldManKrabs555

    [49]Nov 14, 2011
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    123. They only hung out with SpongeBob once because he was rich.


    124. They don't care about land.


    125. When Squidward yelled, "Robots are taking over the world!!!!", everyone stayed still.


    126. Then he said, "OUR world!", then everyone panicked.


    127. As Plankton said, "They're the dumbest of the dumb."


    128. "...The stupidest of the stupid..."


    129. "And they're doo-doo dunderheads."

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    ipps14

    [50]Nov 15, 2011
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    130. they are so nasty to spongebob

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    ipps14

    [51]Nov 15, 2011
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    131. they are always grumpy


    132. they have attitude

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    pajoe

    [52]Nov 15, 2011
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    133. They'd eat anything off the floor


    134. All of them (except for Mr.Krabs) beileives in ghosts


    135. *This comment has been flagged as innapropriate and it has'nt even been typed yet!


    136.They hated Patricks song


    137. They liked the song Patrick sang after


    138. They yelled at Spongebob when he did'nt know what WUMBO means

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    ipps14

    [53]Nov 16, 2011
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    139. they got mad at spingebob when he didnt have his name tag


    140. they are mean


    141. the pirates gave spongebob a bomb to just get money


    142. when he said spongebob forgot the pickles he hid them under his tounge so he could get spongebob introuble

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    ipps14

    [54]Nov 16, 2011
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    143. he also just wanted a free krabby patty because a the gaurantee that mr. krabs wrote reakky small an the menu

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    ipps14

    [55]Nov 17, 2011
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    144. they just are plane jerks


    145. they are bad people


    146. lazy


    147. ugly


    148. stupid


    149. we need more people to do this

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    pajoe

    [56]Nov 17, 2011
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    150. They spend too much time at the dumpsters


    151. They have TERRIBLE Mail men


    152. They're marich band sticks


    153. They hate Patrick's song so they pelt him with dodgeballs


    154. They all wish they were Larry the Lobster


    155.They beileve in ghosts


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    nascaredsfan24

    [57]Feb 19, 2012
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    156.They arrest Mrs.Puff for what Spongebob does,just because she is responsible for him doesn't mean he can do whatever he wants.

    Edited on 02/19/2012 6:32am
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    mack9dizzy

    [58]Mar 2, 2012
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    157: that man got mad at spongebob for missing his drink


    158 even though they worked so hard at delivering it


    159: That man let Karen pay him to trick plankton


    160: They " moved bikini bottom somewhere else"


    161: They have a "hug fest"

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    nascaredsfan24

    [59]Aug 14, 2012
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    162.They have a "No Spongebob" and "No Patrick" day.


    163.They think Squidwards music is terrible when it is really not that bad.


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    urtin3

    [60]Aug 19, 2012
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    164. Squidward was sentenced for 10 years just because he stole someone's wallet


    165. Even though Squidward only wants the guy's name


    166. People of Bikini Bottom enjoy watching Patrick being eaten by a sea-lion


    167. They boo at Spongebob just because he's saving Patrick from that sea-lion


    168. They laughed at Spongebob and Patrick just because they are naked


    169. They paid Mr. Krabs for seeing Patrick fell from heights


    170. The judge pardoned Krabs after he allowed the judge to drive around with the Spongetrain even though Mr. Krabs was feeding people with a poisoned patty

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