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500 reasons why we hate Squidward

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    iheartperry

    [101]Jun 21, 2010
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    112. his nose is mad big


    113. he wanted to "ride to live, and live to ride"


    114. he treats spongebob like dirt


    115. he's got no hair


    116. he's a man and he wears a night GOWN


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    LukeJames525

    [102]Jun 22, 2010
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    117. He went to the hospital in Slide Whistle Stooges.
    118. He said he had no soul.
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    TVroundtheclock

    [103]Jun 23, 2010
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    119. he likes krabby patties, but he said he didnt.
    120. he lied
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    LukeJames525

    [104]Jun 23, 2010
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    121. He exploded in "Just in One Bite".
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    spongebobfan200

    [105]Jun 24, 2010
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    122. His PJs are tacky
    123. And nothing else
    124. He is a peace freak
    125. Used the deed to his house as a quarter
    126. Brags about winning the Skill Crane
    127. Hates being President Squidward
    128. Slept during the easter time sunrise
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    LukeJames525

    [106]Jun 24, 2010
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    129. He destroyed the Krusty Krab.
    130. He kept getting tickets in "Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful".
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    spongebobfan200

    [107]Jun 26, 2010
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    131. He doesn't fall off a cliff too often
    132. Impersonated Squilliam
    133. Doesn't care about some politics
    134. Cried in front of a bowl of onions
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    LukeJames525

    [108]Jun 26, 2010
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    135. He gave the bowl of onions to somebody else.
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    YellowRaven2715

    [109]Jan 30, 2013
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    136. He was very cruel in the episode "A Day Without Tears"
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    SpongePuppy678

    [110]Mar 7, 2013
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    137. "Little Yellow Book" . THE WHOLE EPISODE.

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    YellowRaven2715

    [111]Mar 9, 2013
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    138. He is now carrot cake!
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    PIGGYDOOM

    [112]Mar 26, 2013
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    139. He never let's spongebob and Patrick have fun


    140. He laughs whenever he hears spongebob is gone


    141. He only helped find spongebob for some stupid egg


    142. He made fun of Spongebob because of his idea of pretty patties


    143. He read Spongebob's diary


    144. He laughed when spongebob was crying after reading his diary


    145. He told the security camera that Spongebob and Patrick were intruders after they apologized for ruining his day


    146. He wanted Patrick to act normal just because he grew a beard (which was really a sea urchin)


    147. He didn't let the little boy have his autograph when he was in a spongebob suit.

    Edited on 03/26/2013 5:10pm
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    Murvine_Taylor

    [113]Jan 8, 2014
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    148. He scared SpongeBob and Patrick in "Don't Look Now".


    149. He tricked SpongeBob into thinking he could not laugh in "Funny Pants".


    150. He faked an illness in "Squiditis".


    151. He yelled at SpongeBob in "A Day Without Tears".


    152. He claims to be the most miserable person in Bikinni Bottom and is ungrateful.

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    kaibosh99

    [114]Jun 26, 2014
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    153. He tried to run Spongebob and Patrick over using a bulldozer in "Opposite Day"


    154. He made Spongebob and Patrick break up in "Naughty Nautical Neighbours"


    155. He called a guy a jerk in "Boating Buddies"


    156. He embarrassed Spongebob and Mr. Krabs in front of everyone in the chum bucket in "Chum Fricassee"


    157. He ruined the Krusty Krab's business in the same episode.


    158. He put a restraining order on Spongebob.


    159. He did the same thing to Patrick.


    160. He refuses to clean grease in "Greasy Buffoons"


    161. He attacks a guy for no reason in "Squid Defence"


    162: He didn't tag along with Spongebob and Patrick in "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie"

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