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    woahwoah678

    [1]Jun 29, 2010
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    Okay fans,you know what to do.


    Why is Mr Krabs greedy?

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    doguineta

    [2]Jun 29, 2010
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    Because when he was a kid, a dog ate his money and his clothers, and mauled him.

    Why is Spongebob squared if his parents aren't??
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    italiankid5

    [3]Jun 29, 2010
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    Because Spongebob's mom had an affair with a block of cheese.


    Why does Gary meow when he's a snail?

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    spongebobfan200

    [4]Jun 29, 2010
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    Gary is part cat.

    How come this is revived?
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    The_Cartoon

    [5]Jun 30, 2010
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    It isn't.

    Why does Squidward love Canned Bread so much?
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    doguineta

    [6]Jun 30, 2010
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    He has a flour fetish

    Why does Plankton's size change in the episdoes?
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    italiankid5

    [7]Jun 30, 2010
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    Cause he suffers from "Krabby Patty Seperation syndrome"


    Why is Pearl a whale when her father is a krab?

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    doguineta

    [8]Jun 30, 2010
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    Krabs f**k*d a whale and Pearl is a crab on the inside.

    Why does Patrick never wear a shirt?
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    spongebobfan200

    [9]Jun 30, 2010
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    He uses his bare stomach for hum*ing.

    Why is he stupid?
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    SpongebeachBob

    [10]Jun 30, 2010
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    Isn't there another topic just like this one?
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    woahwoah678

    [11]Jul 2, 2010
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    SpongebeachBob wrote:
    Isn't there another topic just like this one?
    Not anymore.


    He had a brain transplant.


    Why is Spongebob stupid in the new seasons?

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    CDCB

    [12]Jul 2, 2010
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    He lent his brain to a flying moose.

    Why does SpongeBob store cheese in his socks?
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    spongebobfan200

    [13]Jul 2, 2010
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    It was Patrick's.

    Why is Plankton so small?
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    doguineta

    [14]Jul 3, 2010
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    He used a nuclear cell phone which minimized him.

    Why isn't Squidward called just Squid or Edward?
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    spongebobfan200

    [15]Jul 3, 2010
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    Because he isn't a vampire.

    Why is Squilliam filthy......rich?
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    italiankid5

    [16]Jul 3, 2010
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    cause he sucks eggs for money.


    why does squidward's house look like a face?

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    spongebobfan200

    [17]Jul 3, 2010
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    Your face.

    How come Spongebob has a unicycle?
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    doguineta

    [18]Jul 3, 2010
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    spongebobfan200 wrote:
    Your face.

    How come Spongebob has a unicycle?


    YOU HAVE A UNICYLE

    WHY DOES SANDY ENJOY DOING BOY STUFf?
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    Zies85

    [19]Jul 3, 2010
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    Because that is her personality.

    Why does Spongebob bother Squidward?
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    spongebobfan200

    [20]Jul 3, 2010
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    Squidward has a rare shirt from online and Spongebob wants to sell it.

    How come Spongebob picked a pineapple house?
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