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    spongebobfan200

    [41]Jul 8, 2010
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    Mars. He's not a person.

    Why is Kevin a sea cucumber?
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    doguineta

    [42]Jul 8, 2010
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    A nuclear experiment went horribly wrong

    Why can David Hasselhoff turn his chest into a catapult?
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    spongebobfan200

    [43]Jul 8, 2010
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    He's Chuck Norris dressed as David Hasselhoff.

    How come Gary wears shoes?
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    woahwoah678

    [44]Jul 8, 2010
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    He kicks selfish people.


    When will Spongebob learn how to drive?

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    doguineta

    [45]Jul 8, 2010
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    31st December, 2012

    Will Patrick ever win a game show=?=
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    spongebobfan200

    [46]Jul 8, 2010
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    In December 21rst, 2012.

    How come Plankton is so possessive about the formula?
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    woahwoah678

    [47]Jul 8, 2010
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    He wants to make Chummy Patties


    How can Mr Krabs go to jail?

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    spongebobfan200

    [48]Jul 8, 2010
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    If he's selling drugs.

    How come Spongebob is square?
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    woahwoah678

    [49]Jul 8, 2010
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    His great grandfather was a yellow square from Tetris.


    How will Mr Krabs die?


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    doguineta

    [50]Jul 8, 2010
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    A flash of light will appear on the sky and suddenly a deadly meteor crashes into the earth destroying Mr. Krabs

    Why is Gary unable to speak like a human but everyone else is?
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    woahwoah678

    [51]Jul 8, 2010
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    He's a snail


    When will the cops get fired


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    spongebobfan200

    [52]Jul 8, 2010
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    He was hit by a feline laser.

    How come we're smarter than Bikini Bottom?
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    doguineta

    [53]Jul 8, 2010
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    Well answering both,they will get fired after Manray kills everyone in town but them and becomes his boss and we are smarter cause we have grapefruits

    Why are Krtabby patties called hambuerges if they are technically fishburgers?
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    joeyfun

    [54]Jul 8, 2010
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    No one would eat them, since Krabs kills krabs.


    HAs Patchy retired?

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    spongebobfan200

    [55]Jul 8, 2010
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    Never.

    When will Patchy have any fans?
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    LukeJames525

    [56]Jul 9, 2010
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    In one eternity.

    Why is the Krusty Krab so popular?
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    spongebobfan200

    [57]Jul 9, 2010
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    It's not.

    How come the Chum Bucket never had a customer?
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    doguineta

    [58]Jul 9, 2010
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    It actually has 1000000000invisible customers per day

    Why Squidward never thought of moving to aqnother house=?
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    spongebobfan200

    [59]Jul 9, 2010
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    His easter island head loves him.

    Why couldn't Squidward just ignore SB and Patrick instead of getting himself into trouble?
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    LukeJames525

    [60]Jul 9, 2010
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    He has anger issues.

    How did the Dirty Bubble hit the paddle ball over 29 trillion times{Have You Seen This Snail}?
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