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    doguineta

    [61]Jul 10, 2010
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    Easy One. HE has telekinetic powers.

    Why can Manray remove his own head?
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    spongebobfan200

    [62]Jul 10, 2010
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    It was chopped in World War II.

    How come Mr. Krabs appears more often?
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    LukeJames525

    [63]Jul 10, 2010
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    He lost a ten-dollar bill, and the writers thought it would make a good idea for a series of episodes.

    Why does Patrick not have a job?
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    doguineta

    [64]Jul 10, 2010
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    He does, he is a couch tester.

    Why does Squidward suck at clarinetism??
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    LukeJames525

    [65]Jul 10, 2010
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    He didn't take music class at school.

    In Squid's Day Off, why was the Krusty Krab open on a Sunday?
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    spongebobfan200

    [66]Jul 10, 2010
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    It wasn't Sunday, it was Laundry Day.

    How come the Hash Slinging Slasher appears every Tuesday?
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    doguineta

    [67]Jul 10, 2010
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    because it meant morE MONEY!!!!!!

    In spongepedia it says the Pearl is a sperm whale, Isn't that ironic?'
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    spongebobfan200

    [68]Jul 10, 2010
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    Pearl is transexual.

    Is that even possible?
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    LukeJames525

    [69]Jul 10, 2010
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    Yes.

    Why is the Spongebob OT lounge dead today?
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    spongebobfan200

    [70]Jul 10, 2010
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    It's not dead. The cake is dead.

    How come Squidward isn't a squid?
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    woahwoah678

    [71]Jul 12, 2010
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    People are stupid to believe he's an octupus.


    Will this forum get 1,000 comments like other forums?

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    spongebobfan200

    [72]Jul 12, 2010
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    Ask Squidward, he knows everything.

    How come Spongebob is popular?
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    LukeJames525

    [73]Jul 12, 2010
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    Because Spongebob hypnotized everyone into liking his show.

    How are the Bikini Bottomites able to start fires underwater?
    Edited on 07/12/2010 9:12am
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    woahwoah678

    [74]Jul 12, 2010
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    BP dumped Gasoline in the Bikini Bottom


    What would happen if The fezzes from Good Neighbors were alive?

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    spongebobfan200

    [75]Jul 12, 2010
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    The freemasons would be alive.

    How come Gary swalled a MM and BB kitchen magnet?
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    woahwoah678

    [76]Jul 12, 2010
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    He thought it was candy


    What would Squidward be like in the future?

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    LukeJames525

    [77]Jul 12, 2010
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    He'd still be grumpy.

    Why is Patrick pink?
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    spongebobfan200

    [78]Jul 12, 2010
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    Because he's not an octopus.

    Is Spongebob a kitchen sponge?
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    woahwoah678

    [79]Jul 14, 2010
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    Used to.But quited after his owner made the sponge scrub his butt.


    If Pearl yelled at you and was mean to you,what would you do?

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    spongebobfan200

    [80]Jul 14, 2010
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    Something "personal."

    Who's Squidward?
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