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    spongebobfan200

    [101]Jul 19, 2010
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    His IQ on driving knowledge was erased by Patrick.

    How come Sandy doesn't appear often.
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    LukeJames525

    [102]Jul 21, 2010
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    She's on vacation.

    How does Mr.Krabs get away with barely paying Spongebob or Squidward anything?
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    spongebobfan200

    [103]Jul 21, 2010
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    He's an epic fail.

    How come Patrick lives under a rock?
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    ultimatekey

    [104]Jul 23, 2010
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    Its the cheapest place where he could live since he doesn't have a job

    Why doesn't he have a job?
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    LukeJames525

    [105]Jul 23, 2010
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    He dropped out of high school.

    Why did Spongebob not go to college?
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    loey12886

    [106]Jul 24, 2010
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    Because he was having to much fun annoying Squideward

    why does Sandy live under water if she can't be under there?
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    woahwoah678

    [107]Aug 5, 2010
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    It was a tornado in Texas and they sent her in a rocket to the Bikini Bottom.


    How was Spongebob born?

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    CDCB

    [108]Sep 17, 2010
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    His parents built him out of a mango stand and 38 staplers.

    Why did SpongeBob put rivets on Sandy's nose?
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    Rosspel

    [109]Sep 27, 2010
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    Because he wanted to.

    Why did Patrick put a wig on his armpit?
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    CDCB

    [110]Sep 27, 2010
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    He was losing armpit hair and wanted to hide it.

    Why does Plankton change sizes throughout the series?
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    YellowRaven2715

    [111]Feb 1, 2013
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    Because he gets insulted by beautiful girls.

    Why is Squidward so ugly?
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    AcidicDragon

    [112]Feb 9, 2013
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    Because fuck it.

    Why is SpongeBob square?
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    YellowRaven2715

    [113]Feb 15, 2013
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    Because he is square.

    Why didn't Squidward commit suicide in the episode "Are You Happy Now?"
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