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    sweet3303

    [1]May 6, 2007
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    My favorite is:

    Squidward: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?

    Patrick: You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your hat sir? May I take your...

    Squidward: *slaps patrick* Alright, I've heard enough!

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    NegiSpongie

    [2]May 6, 2007
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    Patrick: Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The End.
    SpongeBob: That didn't help at all.
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    sweet3303

    [3]May 6, 2007
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    Spongebob: We blew it pants!

    Pants: What do you mean we?

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    minerva73

    [4]May 6, 2007
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    Old Man: I can't decide what to order.

    Squidward: You already ordered.

    Old Man: Don't rush me, young lady!

     

     

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    SpongeSebastian

    [5]May 6, 2007
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    Here's one of my favorites:
    Mr. Krabs: No, don't shoot! Okay, shoot me but don't take me money.
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    talonmalon333

    [6]May 6, 2007
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    Patrick: The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma.
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    minerva73

    [7]May 6, 2007
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    Here's a good one:

    SpongeBob: Oh, yeah!

    Patrick: Oh, absolutely!

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    sweet3303

    [8]May 6, 2007
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    SpongeBob: TADA! A perfect Patty.

    Squidward: Alright SpongeBob, hand it over. [waits] Well?

    SpongeBob: [hesitates] Hey Squidward! I've got an idea! How about you come get it?

    Squidward: [sarcastically] Oh gee, SpongeBob, now that's a great idea! And maybe I should cook the Patties, and do    the    dishes, and wear square pants, and live in a pineapple, while YOU wait in the unemployment line!

    SpongeBob: No!

    Squidward: Then bring the Patty here NOW!

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    NegiSpongie

    [9]May 6, 2007
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    Customer: You!
    Plankton: Me?
    Customer: You think this is funny?
    Plankton: In cosmic sort of way, yes.
    Customer: Well, mister funny man, (holds up a krabby patty) is this how how you get your sick kicks?
    Plankton: What? It's just an ordinary krabby- (looks at a hideously cooked krabby patty) OH MY GOODNESS! Squidward!
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    sweet3303

    [10]May 6, 2007
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    Patrick: Math is power!
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    sweet3303

    [11]May 6, 2007
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    Spongebob: Barnecles! Patrick what did you eat?

    Patrick: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.

    Spongebob: No, I mean just this morning.

    Patrick: Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.

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    Lampard1902

    [12]May 6, 2007
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    Patrick: *laughing* Merry Christmas Spongebob (from "the secret box")
    Edited on 05/06/2007 4:33pm
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    SuperMario1992

    [13]May 9, 2007
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    Squidward: "Has anyone ever played an instrument before?"
       *Patrick's hand goes up*
       Patrick:" Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
       Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
       *Patrick's hand goes up again*
       Squidward: "No Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either."
       *Patrick's hand goes down*
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    sweet3303

    [14]May 9, 2007
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    Spongebob: Why does it take more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb?

    Fish: Why?

    Spongebob: Because they're so darn stupid!

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    NegiSpongie

    [15]May 9, 2007
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    Patrick: You gave me the ugly!
    ScpongeBob: (screams) Patrick: What am I gonna do? I can't go out looking like this.
    SpongeBob: Just remember what we talked about. There's power in pride.
    Patrick: That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. I always thought if I were as ugly as that guy I don't know what I would do. What's my mom gonna say? Oh my gosh, if my sister finds out, but it's a good thing I don't have a sister. And the bank! Well it one thing if you have bad shoes or even bad hair, but...
    SpongeBob: PATRICK!
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    dumb_person1

    [16]May 10, 2007
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    Here is one of my favorites:

    SpongeBob: It's this the part we start kicking?

     

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    SpongeSebastian

    [17]May 10, 2007
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    Another one of my favorites:

    Patrick: You're a turkey!
    SpongeBob: What's that?
    Patrick: It's what you are!
    SpongeBob: Well, you're a bigger one!
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    dumb_person1

    [18]May 10, 2007
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    Also another one of my favorites:

    Squidward: I want you to empty your mind.

    SpongeBob: Empty my mind.

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    twinsthatrule

    [19]May 10, 2007
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    Ours is''I'm talking to a billboard'' that is spongbob in Have you seen this snail
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    charmedvtmom

    [20]May 10, 2007
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    I like when SpongeBob says "and hows that working out for ya?" or something like that.

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