SpongeBob SquarePants

Season 2 Episode 16

Graveyard Shift / Krusty Love

Aired Saturday 10:00 AM Sep 06, 2002 on Nickelodeon



  • Quotes

    • Mr. Krabs: 49.0...8?! That's a penny short! (sobbing over cash register)
      Squidward: (sarcastically) Oh, no, not a penny. Help, somebody help us...
      SpongeBob: It's just a penny sir. It doesn't matter.
      Mr. Krabs: Doesn't matter? It's money that makes the world go round, boy! It's money that keeps your pants square. It's money that keeps Squidward in frilly soaps.
      Squidward: (sniffs himself) Lilac...
      Mr. Krabs: It's money that paid for all them renovations we did. Oh, nothing in all the seven seas could matter more. Not even that... (sees Mrs. Puff off screen) Scrrumptous curvy cutie.
      SpongeBob: I see her Mr. Krabs. A Krabby Patty with cheese. The classic.
      Mr. Krabs: Not the sandwich. The curvy cutie holding the sandwich. (scene shows Mrs. Puff eating a Krabby Patty)
      SpongeBob: Hey, that's my driving teacher, Mrs. Puff!
      Mr. Krabs: Mrs. Puff? Oh, she's married.
      SpongeBob: Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. She's single.
      Mr. Krabs: Then what happened to Mr. Puff?
      (a real pufferfish disguised as a lamp gets turned on)
      SpongeBob: She doesn't like to talk about it.