Spongebob: The Hash Sling Slasher!
Squidward: At last, you understand. We're doomed!
Spongebob: No it's not that. I am just so touched that you would go to the trouble to dress up like a ghostly fry cook, and stand on the other side of the street, just to entertain me! You must really like me!
Squidward: SpongeBob, there are two problems with your theory. One, I hate you. And two, how can that be me, when I'm standing right here!