Plankton: Ladies and gentlemen, turn your attention to the southwest corridor! (the crowd turns to the southeast corridor) Other way! Imbeciles. (the crowd turns in the correct direction) And... stop! Perfect. (in the entrance way, an extremely large shadow approaches, making loud stomps on the way) Representing the Chum Bucket, a creature so fearsome, (two parents cover up their child's eyes, and in turn, he covers theirs) so terrible, so mind-bendingly large, (Krabs' eyes sink into his shell.) that those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium. (A muscular fish sits, trembling in the audience. He quickly gets up to leave)
Muscular Fish: I gotta get outta here!
Plankton: Too late! Ready or not, here he comes. Quake with fear, you mortal fools. Bow down before the awesome might of... (the wall of the stadium explodes, and fish fly everywhere. When the dust settles, a huge, purple muscular fish is seen) ...this huge guy who is carrying the real contestant...Patrick Star!
Spongebob: Patrick, what are you doing here? You're not a fry cook.
Patrick: Oh, yes I am, Mr. Spongebob Superior Pants. Check it out! (he lifts up his tank top a name tag is stuck to his chest that reads "The Chum Bucket, Patrick") I've been working for the Chum Bucket for almost five minutes.
Spongebob: Well it doesn't matter anyway 'cause you're gonna eat my dust.
Patrick: Nuh-uh. I'm eating my own dust.
Spongebob: Not if I eat it first.
Spongebob: Pink! (the two walk off) I can't believe it, Mr. Krabs. I thought Patrick was my friend.
Krabs: Friend? Not in here he ain't.
Spongebob: What do you mean?
Plankton: He's not really your friend.
Patrick: He's not?
Plankton: He's plotting your downfall right now!
Spongebob: He is?
Krabs: He's gonna stab you in the back.
Patrick: He wouldn't!
Plankton: Of course he would. Just look at him. Square: the shape of evil!
Krabs: He's making a mockery of your profession. Are we gonna let some pretender take away what belongs to the Krusty Krab?
Plankton: Then get mean!
Patrick: I'm mean!
Krabs: Get angry!
Spongebob: I'm angry!
Plankton: Now get out there!
Krabs: And win...
Krabs: Medal! (SpongeBob and Patrick both growl angrily. The muscular fish growls weakly when they finish)