SpongeBob: Look at it, Squidward. Mr. Krabs gift to all of Bikini Bottom, the Krabby Patty.
Squidward: Okay, give it to me. (patty jumps off plate and climbs all over the kitchen stuff) Come on, SpongeBob, stop it!
SpongeBob: I swear, I'm not doing anything! Mr. Krabs! The Krabby Patty is haunted! (Mr. Krabs stabs the patty with his leg)
Mr. Krabs: Alas, ye patty pirate! This is no ghost. This is Plankton! Stealing me booty!