Squidward: (chuckles nervously) Uhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh... why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the pirate movie?
Mr. Krabs: Why?
Squidward: It was rated "Arr!" (laughs but no one else is) Arr! Because it's... about... pirates.
Mr. Krabs: I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr. Squidward! Now get back to work!